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Sen. Dick Durbin blamed Republicans fear of Hillary Clinton dominating the 2016 Presidential election on the obsession with turning Benghazi into a major scandal. He called the whole thing part of the "political show" in the election's build up. "Unfortunately, this has been caught up in the 2016 presidential campaign, this effort to go after [...]
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Sorry, widows, veterans, and homeless kids. You’re not as important as business travelers.
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2013
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If you think Boston is a reason to abandon gun safety laws, you’re a special kind of moron
Posted by admin on April 24th, 2013
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FBI: ‘You Know You’re Desperate When You’re Asking The American People For Help’
Posted by admin on April 19th, 2013
WASHINGTON—Saying that the last thing he ever wanted to do was ask “311 million mouth-breathing morons” for help, the Federal Bureau of Investigation freely admitted Thursday that by enlisting the services of the American people in appre… The Onion Tweet This Post
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No Comments »Opinion: Find The Thing You’re Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life (by David Ferguson)
Posted by admin on March 20th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: about, David, Ferguson, Find, life, Most, nights, opinion, Passionate, Rest, Thing, Weekends, you're No Comments »Good news for Republicans: Reince Priebus says you’re winning
Posted by admin on March 20th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: good, news, Reince Priebus, Republicans, says, winning, you're No Comments »‘What You’re Doing Is Weird And Wrong,’ Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un’s Head Reports
Posted by admin on March 19th, 2013
PYONGYANG—While performing his duties as Supreme Leader of North Korea Tuesday, Kim Jong-un reportedly heard a small voice in the back of his mind telling him that his actions over the last six months have been very strange and wrong. Sources confir… The Onion Tweet This Post
Sorry, GOP: You’re still losing the sequester blame game
Posted by admin on March 13th, 2013
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Kansas will let you have your abortion cupcakes, but you’re still going to get cancer
Posted by admin on March 8th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: abortion, cupcakes, get cancer, Going, Kansas, Still, you're No Comments »‘You’re My Best Friend,’ Says Obama To Drone That Appears Outside Bedroom Window Every Night
Posted by admin on March 8th, 2013
WASHINGTON—White House sources confirmed that after hearing a gentle tap on his window Thursday evening, President Barack Obama stepped out onto the Truman balcony to meet with the predator drone that appears outside his bedroom every night at 9 p.m… The Onion Tweet This Post
