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BURLINGTON, VT—Citing the loud screeching sounds of milk being steamed in the background, the overly crowded setting, and the fact that a job applicant’s future is being discussed over a tiny Formica table at a national coffee shop chain… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table
Posted by admin on April 11th, 2013
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No Comments »You’ll soon find out if you were naughty or nice
Posted by admin on December 25th, 2012
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Opinion: Son, You’ll Always Remember Your First Time, Because I’m Going To Film It (by Fritz Becker)
Posted by admin on June 26th, 2012
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Opinion: You’ll Never Love Our Amazing Deals On Household Appliances Unless You First Love Yourself (by Daniel Stegman)
Posted by admin on January 17th, 2012
Good afternoon, there! Let me direct you to our housewares section, where we’ve slashed prices on kitchen appliances and home furnishings to the bone! Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'You'll, amazing, Appliances, Daniel, deals, first, household, Love, Never, opinion, Stegman, unless, yourself No Comments »Got heat? If you’re poor, you’ll have less than last winter because austerity rulzzzzzzz
Posted by admin on December 17th, 2011
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Got heat? If you’re poor, you’ll have less than last winter because austerity rulzzzzzzz
Posted by admin on December 17th, 2011
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Posted by admin on December 6th, 2011
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'You'll, Another, Congress, Filibuster, Guess, It's, Never, Today No Comments »The bank said ‘You’ll be back.’
Posted by admin on November 5th, 2011
Today I helped my sister close (or try to close) her bank accounts at three big banks. She had an account at Wells Fargo, Bank of America and SunTrust. She had no direct deposits and no automatic drafts, so it was pretty easy for her to move her accounts. I went with her because I [...]
Mitt Romney: ‘You’ll find that I’ve been as consistent as human beings can be’
Posted by admin on November 5th, 2011
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