Posts Tagged ‘went’

Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker

BROOKLYN, NY—Running his hands through his freshly showered hair while hanging his backpack on the back of his chair, unbearably chipper little motherfucker Dave Mooreland, 31, enthusiastically greeted coworkers this morning after arriving straight … The Onion Tweet This Post

Crapo Campaign Cash Went to Las Vegas Company

Sen. Mike Crapo’s (R-ID) former campaign manager “blames his friend for investing $ 250,000 from donors in a Las Vegas company amid the 2008 global financial crisis, part of a scheme intended to pay off within two months,” the AP reports. Tweet This Post

How Kwame Kilpatrick Went Bad

Daily Beast: “On one fateful night in Boston, two dynamic speakers made waves at the 2004 Democratic National Convention. Both men, young, black, and products of hardscrabble Midwestern cities, were considered rising stars and were getting major exposure on one of the country’s biggest stages. One of those men was a first-term state senator from [...]

What Went Wrong with Immigration Reform in 1986?

“As President Obama and lawmakers from both parties begin to take their first tentative steps toward again rewriting the nation’s immigration laws, opponents warn that they are repeating the mistakes of the 1986 act, which failed to solve the problems that it set out to address. Critics contend that the law actually contributed to making [...]

RNC looking into what went wrong in 2012

The Republican National Committee on Monday announced an inquiry to look at what went wrong in 2012′s presidential election and how the GOP can respond to the nation’s shifting demographics and adopt smarter political strategies. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

RNC to Investigate What Went Wrong

The RNC “is rolling out a plan to review what worked and what didn’t for the party in the 2012 cycle,” Politico reports. Tweet This Post

Greek PM: Debt buy back procedure went “very well”

MUNICH (Reuters) – Greek Prime Minister Antonis Samaras said on Sunday during a trip to the southern German state of Bavaria a Greek debt buy back that forms part of its international bail out had gone “very well”. Asked during a press conference whether Greece’s buy back of bonds with a face value of about [...]

26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving

NEW YORK—Although Jordan McCabe intends to stay at home, he will inevitably grow antsy, drive to a nearby pub and bump into at least five insufferable pricks. Tweet This Post