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WEST HAVEN, CT—Following Microsoft’s official unveiling of their latest video game console Tuesday, 41-year-old father of two Richard Shearer excitedly told his son David, 10, about the new features of the Xbox One. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System
Posted by admin on May 21st, 2013
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No Comments »[video] David Fincher To Helm YouTube’s First Hour-Long Drama Series ‘Turtle Has Sex With Shoes’
Posted by admin on May 20th, 2013
YouTube is the latest site to jump into the original programming arena with the announcement of a gritty adaptation of the popular video. The Onion Tweet This Post
Astronaut Chris Hadfield covers Bowie’s ‘Space Oddity’ in space (VIDEO)
Posted by admin on May 19th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Astronaut, Bowie's, Chris, Covers, Hadfield, Oddity', space, video No Comments »[video] ‘Angelina Jolie Is A Brave, Heroic Woman,’ Says Blogger Who Once Said She Looks Like An Alien
Posted by admin on May 17th, 2013
Sasha Obama becomes suspicious after doing a little digging around on Benghazi, this has to be the year a local miniature golf course goes out of business, and a dude with a knit hat at a party calls beer ‘libations.’ It’s the week of May 17, 2013 The Onion Tweet This Post
Others Have Seen Video of Mayor Smoking Crack
Posted by admin on May 17th, 2013
The Toronto Star says two of its reporters have also viewed the video Gawker says shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine. Tweet This Post
Video Shows Toronto Mayor Smoking Crack
Posted by admin on May 17th, 2013
Gawker: “Here is what the video shows: Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, is the only person visible in the frame. Prior to the trip, I spent a lot of time looking at photographs of Rob Ford. The man in the video is Rob Ford. It is well-lit, clear. Ford is seated, in a room [...]
Weiner Spotted Shooting Campaign Video
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2013
Anthony Weiner (D) “was spotted shooting a campaign-style video on the stoop of his childhood home in Brooklyn Thursday as he weighs whether to run for mayor,” NBC 4 New York reports. Tweet This Post
Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional
Posted by admin on May 15th, 2013
SALEM, OR—Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some kind of psychotic break that left him deluded enough to believe people would want to watch … The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 8Minute, Delusional, Friend, Fucking, link, Must, sent, video, YouTube No Comments »[video] Scientists Discover 90 Percent Of Earth’s Atmosphere Made From Thoughts, Prayers
Posted by admin on May 3rd, 2013
UMass Dartmouth is beginning to regret offering a course in Applied Domestic Terrorism, a social media rockstar makes $ 28,000 a year, and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace comes out as a stupid asshole. The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Atmosphere, Discover, earths, From, made, percent, Prayers, Scientists, thoughts, video No Comments »[video] Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
Posted by admin on May 3rd, 2013
Widely regarded as one of the online world’s brightest personalities, sources confirmed Friday that famed 28-year-old social media rock star Ryan Wasserman, better known as @RWthinks by his legions of passionate fans, makes roughly $ 28,000 per year. The Onion Tweet This Post
