RALEIGH, NC—Local homophobic man Trent Wesley, 43, announced Friday that any gay players currently on NFL rosters must be completely unknown special teams guys for smaller market teams. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Gay NFL Players Must Be Unknown Special Teams Guys, Says Homophobic Man
Markey Leads But Remains Unknown by Many
A new UMass Lowell/Boston Herald poll in Massachusetts finds Rep. Edward Markey (D-MA) remains largely unknown by most voters despite a 36-year career in Congress. Tweet This Post
China’s outgoing leader sees unprecedented opportunity, unknown risks
BEIJING (Reuters) – China's outgoing President Hu Jintao said the nation faced risk and opportunity in equal measure as he formally opened a congress of the ruling Communist Party that will usher in a once-in-a-decade leadership change. More than 2,000 hand-picked delegates gathered at Beijing's cavernous Great Hall of the People for the start of [...]
Sunday Talk: Known and unknown
Donald Rumsfeld once famously said: Tweet This Post
Scientists Say U.S. May Have Discovered Previously Unknown Level Of Not Caring About Syria
CAMBRIDGE, MA—According to a groundbreaking new scientific study released Tuesday by Harvard University, the U.S. Tweet This Post
Mitt Romney was for the Vietnam War before he was against it. Sort of. As usual: real views unknown
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Mexico massacre highlights unknown drug war victims
MONTERREY (Reuters) – Even if someone had not chopped the heads, hands and feet off the victims first, the chances of investigators identifying the 49 bodies dumped on a road in northern Mexico this weekend would have been far from certain. Catching the killers may prove an even harder task. More than 8,000 corpses left [...]
And the identity of the real Republican frontrunner is … unknown
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GOP Candidates Still Unknown
A Pew Research survey finds 54% of Americans are able to name at least one of the Republican presidential candidates unprompted. However, smaller percentages name the leading candidates than in previous Republican races. Tweet This Post
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