Posts Tagged ‘time’

Eliminated Canucks Excited To Spend Time With Ice Families

VANCOUVER—Though disappointed to exit the Stanley Cup playoffs in the first round, Vancouver Canucks players and coaches told reporters on Monday that they looked forward to spending quality time with their ice families this offseason. The Onion Tweet This Post

‘Obamacare’ Repeal: Will the 37th Time Be the Charm?

With tensions over fiscal issues building, and the three-month suspension of the nation’s debt limit set to expire Sunday, lawmakers this week will be rehashing on the House floor their messaging war over repealing President Obama’s three-year-old health care law. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Syria Has Switched Off the Internet For the Second Time in 6 Months

On Twitter, reports are coming in that the Syrian government has cut off Internet access to its citizens: Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future

MINNEAPOLIS—Setting his sights on a point five minutes into the future, snooze button time traveler Brent Conley, 31, engaged the launch initiation switch on his temporal teleportation device at precisely 7:30 a.m. The Onion Tweet This Post

Private enterprise shackled by Obamunism, aka Dow hits 15,000 for first time

Here’s the latest evidence that President Obama is a communist menace to free enterprise, apple pie, and the American way: Tweet This Post

Sanford, Colbert Busch debate for first time

CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and Democrat Elizabeth Colbert (KOHL’-buhrt) Busch are sharing the stage for the first time in their race for the state’s vacant 1st Congressional District seat. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post