PHILADELPHIA—Samantha Curtis, a 29-year-old sales clerk who has reportedly cracked three separate iPhone screens over the years, is due to give birth to a baby boy this coming August, sources confirmed. The expectant mother, who has accidentally dam… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
This Indie Rocker-Turned-Congressman Is Ready to Make His Name on Immigration Reform
With a district that essentially includes both Texas and Mexico, there aren’t a lot of lawmakers more interested in immigration reform than freshman Rep. Beto O’Rourke, a Democrat. The city of El Paso (in his district) and Ciudad Juarez (in Mexico) are so inextricably linked that O’Rourke says he basically sees them both as one [...]
GOP aide on Benghazi theater: ‘You’ve got to be on Mars to come up with some of this stuff’
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IRS Scandal: The 8 Names to Know This Week
The controversy surrounding the Internal Revenue Service’s targeting of tea-party groups will consume Capitol Hill for a second straight week. These are the key names to know to keep up with the fast-moving scandal, with hearings set Tuesday in the Senate and Wednesday in the House:Lois Lerner Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This [...]
Republican obstruction cost this man his job and house
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This week in the war on voting: North Carolina ‘ground zero’ in voter suppression fight
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This week in the War on Workers: California hospital workers to strike
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Saturday morning nutpick: if this is post-racial America…
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