Posts Tagged ‘Think’

Syrian Rebels, Government Think It’s About Time To Call Syria A Day

DAMASCUS—Two years into a devastating civil war that has left nearly 100,000 dead, caused incalculable destruction, and all but ruined the prospects of even a tenuous peace, rebel forces and the nation’s government agreed today that it’s… The Onion Tweet This Post

Think of the masturbating fetuses!

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Jerrold Nadler Does Not Think the NSA Can Listen to U.S. Phone Calls

An exchange between Rep. Jerrold Nadler and FBI director Robert Mueller is coming under some scrutiny after a reporter claimed it concretely proves that NSA analysts can listen to domestic phone calls without a warrant.  Tweet This Post

George H.W. Bush doesn’t think we’ve had enough Bushes in the White House, Jeb says

In an interview with Matt Lauer ahead of the opening of George W. Bush’s presidential library in April, former first lady Barbara Bush was asked how she felt about her son Jeb, the former governor of Florida, being a possible presidential candidate in 2016. “We’ve had enough Bushes,” Barbara Bush replied bluntly. Her husband doesn’t [...]

As much as Republicans willingly shoot themselves in the foot, you’d think they’d want gun control

Exhibit A: Rand Paul is top choice of Michigan Republicans for 2016 at 18%. Bush at 16%, Christie 15%, Ryan 12%, Rubio 11%: http://t.co/… — @ppppolls via web Tweet This Post

The Most Contested Turf in Congress Isn’t Where You Think

Ron DeSantis dug into the batter’s box, his shadow stretching to the backstop in the morning light. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off

BOSTON—Hours after arriving at an empty office this morning, local man and R&G Insurance Guaranty sales associate Joel Wyner told reporters that he’s beginning to suspect his employer may have given his staff the day off for Memorial Day. The Onion Tweet This Post