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WASHINGTON—After nearly a decade of promises that the nation was on the brink of a technological, economic, and scientific golden age, citizens across the country confirmed Monday they are now realizing a bold new era of American innovation is just … The Onion Tweet This Post
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Nation Starting To Realize New Era Of American Innovation Never Gonna Happen
Posted by admin on April 22nd, 2013
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No Comments »Guy On Roof Starting To Think He Might Get Away With It
Posted by admin on April 19th, 2013
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Injured Andrew Bynum Starting To Wonder If He’ll Ever Waste His Talent Again
Posted by admin on March 31st, 2013
PHILADELPHIA—Following yet another season-ending knee surgery, Philadelphia 76ers center Andrew Bynum openly wondered Sunday if he will ever have the chance to completely waste his talent on a basketball court again. The Onion Tweet This Post
ND lawmakers define life as starting at conception
Posted by admin on March 23rd, 2013
BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) — North Dakota didn't set out to become the abortion debate's new epicenter. Tweet This Post
Arm & Hammer Representative Starting To Wonder What He’s Doing At SXSW
Posted by admin on March 12th, 2013
AUSTIN—Saying that he was initially excited to attend South by Southwest, Arm & Hammer representative John Meyers told reporters Tuesday that he’s now uncertain how exactly the leading manufacturer of baking soda fits into the music, film,… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Doing, hammer, He's, Representative, Starting, SXSW, wonder No Comments »Arm & Hammer Representative Starting To Wonder What He’s Doing At SXSW
Posted by admin on March 12th, 2013
AUSTIN—Saying that he was initially excited to attend South by Southwest, Arm & Hammer representative John Meyers told reporters Tuesday that he’s now uncertain how exactly the leading manufacturer of baking soda fits into the music, film,… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Posted by admin on March 12th, 2013
AUSTIN—Saying that he was initially excited to attend South by Southwest, Arm & Hammer representative John Meyers told reporters Tuesday that he’s now uncertain how exactly the leading manufacturer of baking soda fits into the music, film,… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Doing, hammer, He's, Representative, Starting, SXSW, wonder No Comments »Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: It’s starting to look like the end of the line for Linc Chafee
Posted by admin on February 1st, 2013
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White House, senators starting push on immigration
Posted by admin on January 25th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House and a bipartisan group of senators will launch separate efforts next week to jumpstart negotiations to overhaul the immigration system, an issue that has languished in Washington for years. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Falcons Starting To See Why No One Believed In Them
Posted by admin on January 22nd, 2013
ATLANTA—Following their disappointing 28-24 defeat to the 49ers in the NFC Championship Game, members of the Atlanta Falcons confirmed Tuesday that the team is beginning to understand why nobody in the country believed in them this season. Tweet This Post
