Posts Tagged ‘Someone’

Would someone please think of the whiskey?

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Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else’s Grains, Cereals Per Day

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Agriculture rolled out changes to its Roommate Food Pyramid for the first time in years Wednesday, revising the dietary guidelines to include four servings of someone else’s grains and cereals per day. Tweet This Post

[Video] Recession-Proof Jobs Include Any In Which You Witness Your Boss Kill Someone

A report from Forbes magazine says that even in this economy, employers are still hiring workers who have witnessed them murder someone. Tweet This Post

Bowling Green State Just Going To Claim Christopher Lloyd As Alumnus Until Someone Calls Them Out

BOWLING GREEN, OH—Saying they could easily take advantage of the false assertion until someone calls them out on it, administrators at Bowling Green State University plan to start claiming Emmy Award–winning actor Christopher Lloyd as an alumn… Tweet This Post

Despite disapproval, someone will win Obama-Romney

Never have American voters re-elected a president whose work they disapprove of as much as Barack Obama's. But Mitt Romney can't take much comfort in that historical fact. They've also never elected a challenger viewed so negatively. Tweet This Post