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ATLANTA—As dozens of protesters waved signs proclaiming, “Stop Assassinations: Ground the Drones!” outside the Grand Hyatt on Tuesday, a room full of scientists, oblivious to their demonstrations, raptly watched a 30-minute Power Point presentation about “riparian vegetation,” “river morphology” and the helpful qualities of beaver dams. The researchers who came from around the world to [...]
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520 scientists sign statement on Maintaining Humanity’s Life Support Systems in the 21st Century
Posted by admin on May 27th, 2013
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No Comments »Republicans want to be able to dictate what federally funded scientists can research
Posted by admin on May 5th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Able, can research, dictate, federally, funded, Republicans, Scientists, Want No Comments »[video] Scientists Discover 90 Percent Of Earth’s Atmosphere Made From Thoughts, Prayers
Posted by admin on May 3rd, 2013
UMass Dartmouth is beginning to regret offering a course in Applied Domestic Terrorism, a social media rockstar makes $ 28,000 a year, and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace comes out as a stupid asshole. The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Atmosphere, Discover, earths, From, made, percent, Prayers, Scientists, thoughts, video No Comments »Scientists Theorize Existence Of NBA Roster Capable Of Supporting Dwight Howard
Posted by admin on March 15th, 2013
CAMBRIDGE, MA—In a major breakthrough that has sent shockwaves through the basketball community, the nation’s preeminent scientists announced Thursday that a roster capable of supporting Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard could theoretic… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Capable, Dwight, Existence, Howard, Roster, Scientists, supporting, Theorize No Comments »[audio] Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole God Damn Bag Of Chips
Posted by admin on March 13th, 2013
Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole God Damn Bag Of Chips The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: audio, Chips, Damn, Discover, gene, makes, Scientists, Whole No Comments »Scientists Will Study Possible Chavez Poisoning
Posted by admin on March 13th, 2013
Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro announced that planning was in the works for a commission of “the world’s best scientists” to investigate whether the late President Hugo Chavez had been poisoned, CNN reports. Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire Tweet This Post
[Video] Scientists Debut Robot That Can Run A Half-Marathon, Smugly Brag About It
Posted by admin on January 3rd, 2013
Japanese scientists have created an ultra-realistic robot that not only runs a half-marathon, but then never shuts up about what a great fucking job it did. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: about, Brag, debut, HalfMarathon, Robot, Scientists, Smugly, video No Comments »Some dolts who don’t trust scientists finally agree that global warming ain’t no hoax
Posted by admin on December 16th, 2012
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Agree, ain't, dolts, Don't, Finally, Global, Hoax, Scientists, some, trust, Warming No Comments »American Voices: Brazilian Scientists To Clone Endangered Species
Posted by admin on November 19th, 2012
Scientists in Brazil announced their intention to clone eight native species, including the jaguar, the bush dog, and varieties of bison and deer, as part of an effort to help save the endangered animals from extinction. Tweet This Post
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