LENEXA, KS—Hundreds gathered for a somber memorial service Thursday in honor of Stuart D’Abarno, 31, a firefighter killed in a residential blaze whom colleagues remember as an incompetent waste of space who couldn’t fight fire for shit. … The Onion Tweet This Post
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Ads ask Republican legislators if they want to be remembered ‘for inflicting pain on millions’
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Nixon to be remembered in centennial salute at California birthplace
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A planned yearlong centennial celebration of Richard Nixon's birth is due to kick off on Sunday at his presidential library in Southern California, with military honors and the laying of a wreath by the eldest daughter of the late 37th U.S. president. Nixon, the Cold War-era Republican stalwart who opened U.S. [...]
Lives remembered at string of Conn. services
The community of Newtown, Conn., is in the thick of funerals and memorial services for the 26 children and adults killed Friday at an elementary school. A look at the services held Thursday: Tweet This Post
MIAMI, FL—While looking up at a mid-rise building, retired vigilante Al Granger, 68, quietly smiled to himself as he remembered the thrill of using a grappling hook.
MIAMI, FL—While looking up at a mid-rise building, retired vigilante Al Granger, 68, quietly smiled to himself as he remembered the thrill of using a grappling hook. Tweet This Post
Ryan’s Speech Not Likely to be Remembered
First Read: “We want to make a final point about Ryan’s acceptance speech, and it’s the same one we made yesterday: Don’t get carried away by a strong VP speech; it typically doesn’t have a long shelf life. Think Ferraro in ’84, Bentsen in ’88, Kemp in ’96, Lieberman in ’00, and Edwards in ’04. [...]
Thing That Rest Of Room Immediately Forgot Man Said To Be Remembered By Man With Deep Shame For Rest Of His Life
Thing That Rest Of Room Immediately Forgot Man Said To Be Remembered By Man With Deep Shame For Rest Of His Life Tweet This Post
[video] Road-Kill Squirrel Remembered As Frantic, Indecisive
Meth addicts demand the government address the nation’s growing spider menace, K-Y introduces a new line of jam, and Prince Fielder reports to spring training exactly the right amount overweight. Tweet This Post
NEWSWIRE: Dead CEO Remembered As Driven Everywhere
Dead CEO Remembered As Driven Everywhere Tweet This Post
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