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DARTMOUTH, MA—After federal authorities arrested two students from the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth on Tuesday in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings, officials at the university told reporters they are starting to seriously regret… The Onion Tweet This Post
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UMass Dartmouth Beginning To Regret Offering Course In Applied Domestic Terrorism
Posted by admin on May 1st, 2013
O’Connor voices regret over Bush v. Gore
Posted by admin on April 29th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — Retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor is suggesting for the first time that the court should have stayed out of the 2000 presidential election dispute between George W. Bush and Al Gore. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Iran says Israel will regret Syria air strike
Posted by admin on February 4th, 2013
BEIRUT (Reuters) – Iran told Israel on Monday it would regret its air strike against Syria last week, without spelling out whether Iran or its ally planned any military response. “They will regret this recent aggression,” Saeed Jalili, Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, told a news conference in Damascus a day after holding [...]
BP CEO: ‘We Deeply Regret The Tragic Loss Of $4.5 Billion’
Posted by admin on December 28th, 2012
LONDON—After his company agreed to plead guilty to 14 criminal charges in connection with the Deep Horizon accident and oil spill, BP chief executive Bob Dudley released an official statement Thursday expressing his “profound and heartfelt rem… Tweet This Post
China expresses regret at North Korea rocket launch
Posted by admin on December 12th, 2012
BEIJING (Reuters) – China expressed regret over North Korea’s second-long range rocket launch of 2012 on Wednesday, calling on its isolated ally to abide by United Nations’ Security Council resolutions. Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei made the comments at a daily news briefing. Pyongyang had defied pressure from the United States, South Korea, Russia and [...]
Russia voices “deep regret” over North Korea rocket launch
Posted by admin on December 12th, 2012
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia expressed “deep regret” over North Korea’s rocket launch on Wednesday, saying the reclusive nation had violated a U.N. Security Council resolution limiting its use of ballistic technology. The Russian Foreign Ministry said in a statement that the North Korean launch had increased instability in the region and called on other nations [...]
Petraeus biographer said to regret affair
Posted by admin on November 19th, 2012
Paula Broadwell is telling friends she is devastated by the fallout from her extramarital affair with retired Gen. David Petraeus, which led to his resignation as head of the CIA. Tweet This Post
BP CEO: ‘We Deeply Regret The Tragic Loss Of $4.5 Billion’
Posted by admin on November 15th, 2012
LONDON—After his company agreed to plead guilty to 14 criminal charges in connection with the Deep Horizon accident and oil spill, BP chief executive Bob Dudley released an official statement Thursday expressing his “profound and heartfelt rem… Tweet This Post
Texas Republicans express ‘regret’ for officially opposing critical thinking skills
Posted by admin on June 30th, 2012
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No Comments »Corrections: Mistaken Regret
Posted by admin on June 20th, 2012
Last week The Onion mistakenly regretted an error made in a previous issue. It should be noted that The Onion lamented that particular error. Tweet This Post
