WASHINGTON—Ahead of the College of Cardinals’ upcoming conclave to select a new pope, a Gallup poll conducted this week found that 99 percent of the global population would prefer that the next head of the Roman Catholic Church be a large, slo… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope
Democrats Prefer Booker in Primary with Lautenberg
A new Fairleigh Dickinson poll in New Jersey finds Cory Booker (D) leading Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) in a Democratic U.S. Senate primary, 42% to 20%. Tweet This Post
Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama
CHARLESTON, WV—According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than U.S. Tweet This Post
Republicans would prefer that the economy contract than let Obama spend a few bucks on stimulus
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Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama
CHARLESTON, WV—According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than U.S. Tweet This Post
American Voices: Stressed-Out Men Prefer Heavier Women
A new British study found that men placed in stressful situations tended to rate photographs of females with higher body mass indexes as more attractive than did stress-free men who were shown the same images. Tweet This Post
Investors Prefer Obama Over Romney
A new Bloomberg Global poll finds investors around the world increasingly prefer President Obama to Mitt Romney in the presidential election, 49% to 38%. Tweet This Post
American Voices: Norwegian Mass-Murderer Would Prefer Execution
Anders Behring Breivik, whose racially motivated killing spree left 77 dead in Norway, told an Oslo court he would prefer execution to the “pathetic” 21-year maximum prison term. Tweet This Post
American Voices: Norwegian Mass-Murderer Would Prefer Execution
Anders Behring Breivik, whose racially motivated killing spree left 77 dead in Norway, told an Oslo court he would prefer execution to the “pathetic” 21-year maximum prison term. Tweet This Post
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