Posts Tagged ‘Phil’

Phil Jackson’s New Book Reveals Coach Considered Murdering Kobe Bryant Every Day After Practice

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Mike D’Antoni Calls Phil Jackson To See If He’s Interested In Lakers Head Coaching Job

LOS ANGELES—After losing the first two games of their first-round playoff series against the Spurs, Lakers coach Mike D’Antoni reportedly called Phil Jackson Friday to gauge his interest in the team’s head coaching job, sources confirmed… The Onion Tweet This Post

Punxsutawney Phil Beheaded For Inaccurate Prediction On Annual Groundhog Slaughtering Day

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—As a due punishment for the animal having incorrectly predicted an early spring, local residents gathered in a public square today to bear somber witness to the beheading of weather-prognosticating rodent Punxsutawney Phil as part o… The Onion Tweet This Post

Super-fun-pak comix: Phil Collins, and more!

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Phil Simms Spends Super Bowl Broadcast Talking Up New Orleans Sex Trade

NEW ORLEANS—While announcing Sunday’s Super Bowl XLVII matchup between the Ravens and the 49ers, CBS sportscaster Phil Simms reportedly spent the majority of the championship broadcast praising New Orleans’ burgeoning sex trade. Tweet This Post

Lakers GM Claims Mike D’Antoni Had More Impressive Cover Letter Than Phil Jackson

LOS ANGELES—Following his team’s surprising decision not to hire Phil Jackson as its new head coach, Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak told reporters Tuesday that Mike D’Antoni had won the job by sending an incredibly polished, well-w… Tweet This Post

Mike D’Antoni Starts ‘Phil’ Chant During Introductory Press Conference

Mike D’Antoni Starts ‘Phil’ Chant During Introductory Press Conference Tweet This Post