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Obama Supporter Has Perfectly Improbable Explanation Absolving President From Blame For Scandals
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2013
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No Comments »Sacramento Kings Perfectly Execute Throw-Ball-Out-Of-Bounds Play
Posted by admin on March 5th, 2013
SAN ANTONIO—Performing with rare efficiency and startling precision, the otherwise struggling Sacramento Kings perfectly executed their offense against the Spurs Friday, when the team ran a flawless throw-the-ball-out-of-bounds play. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Posted by admin on March 2nd, 2013
SAN ANTONIO—Performing with rare efficiency and startling precision, the otherwise struggling Sacramento Kings perfectly executed their offense against the Spurs Friday, when the team ran a flawless throw-the-ball-out-of-bounds play. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: execute, Kings, perfectly, Play, Sacramento, ThrowBallOutOfBounds No Comments »Ask A Boyfriend Who Just Might Dig Himself Out Of Trouble If He Plays This Perfectly (by Evan Burgess)
Posted by admin on January 29th, 2013
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Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe: The coin would be perfectly legal
Posted by admin on January 10th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: coin, Harvard, Laurence, Legal, perfectly, Professor, Tribe, Would No Comments »Gov. Perry makes perfectly clear what he’s after: ‘a world without abortion’
Posted by admin on December 13th, 2012
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Man Who Just Purchased 3,000 Rounds Of Ammunition Online Perfectly Sane, Thinks Man Processing Order
Posted by admin on July 24th, 2012
WEST BERLIN, NJ—While processing an online order Tuesday afternoon, Ammoman.com sales clerk Eric McCann confirmed to himself that the customer who just purchased 3,000 rounds of ammunition was no doubt a very sensible, stable human being with no pri… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 3000, ammunition, just, online, Order, perfectly, Processing, Purchased, Rounds, Sane, thinks No Comments »Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Two stories which sum up Dick Lugar’s campaign perfectly
Posted by admin on May 8th, 2012
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PRINCETON, NJ—Alish Panjwani, 21, was a little disturbed that a Starbucks barista spelled his name perfectly without assistance.
Posted by admin on May 6th, 2012
PRINCETON, NJ—Alish Panjwani, 21, was a little disturbed that a Starbucks barista spelled his name perfectly without assistance. Tweet This Post
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