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CHARLOTTE, NC—Bobcats owner Michael Jordan announced Wednesday that he has officially hired Patrick Ewing as the team’s assistant coach purely to watch the former New York Knicks center lose more. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Michael Jordan Hires Patrick Ewing As Bobcats Assistant Coach To Watch Him Lose More
Posted by admin on June 12th, 2013
Danica Patrick Takes Last Place In Preakness Stakes
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2013
Danica Patrick Takes Last Place In Preakness Stakes The Onion Tweet This Post
American Voices: Ian McKellen Officiating Patrick Stewart’s Wedding
Posted by admin on March 22nd, 2013
British actor Sir Ian McKellen, famed for his roles as Gandalf and Magneto, will officiate the wedding of fellow British actor and X-Men costar Sir Patrick Stewart, noted for his roles as Capt. The Onion Tweet This Post
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No Comments »Sen. Patrick Leahy to introduce bipartisan gun-trafficking law, a merger of previous proposals
Posted by admin on March 4th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Bipartisan, guntrafficking, introduce, Leahy, Merger, Patrick, previous, proposals, Sen. No Comments »Danica Patrick Flooded With Fan Mail From Nation’s Inspired Little Girl
Posted by admin on February 28th, 2013
PHOENIX—Following her historic 8th-place finish at the Daytona 500 last weekend, NASCAR driver Danica Patrick confirmed Thursday that she has been inundated with thousands of letters from the country’s inspired little girl. Tweet This Post
Danica Patrick Lauded For Breaking Down Barriers For Attractive Women
Posted by admin on February 22nd, 2013
DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Having secured pole position at the 55th Annual Daytona 500 this Sunday, stock car racer Danica Patrick reportedly has drawn universal praise for smashing social barriers on behalf of stunningly beautiful women everywhere. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Attractive, barriers, Breaking, Danica, Down, Lauded, Patrick, Women No Comments »Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Patrick taps Cowan, and PPP finds a tossup in Massachusetts
Posted by admin on January 31st, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Cowan, Daily, Digest, Elections, finds, Massachusetts, Morning, Patrick, Taps, tossup No Comments »As Gov. Patrick taps replacement for Kerry, PPP finds special election starts off as a tossup
Posted by admin on January 30th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: election, finds, Gov., Kerry, Patrick, replacement, Special, Starts, Taps, tossup No Comments »Patrick Readies Pick to Fill Kerry’s Seat
Posted by admin on January 29th, 2013
With Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) likely to be confirmed as Secretary of State today, the Boston Globe reports on Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick’s (D) potential picks to temporarily fill Kerry’s seat. Tweet This Post
Are you high, sir? Misguided former Rep. Patrick Kennedy to fight ‘misguided’ legalized marijuana
Posted by admin on January 9th, 2013
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