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WASHINGTON—Reacting to the number of major scandals currently plaguing the White House, a somewhat confused American populace told reporters Friday that yeah, sure, they’re totally outraged or whatever about what’s currently going on in … The Onion Tweet This Post
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Nation Supposes It’s Outraged By White House Scandals
Posted by admin on May 17th, 2013
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No Comments »Nation Checks Out CNN.com To See What Their Old Pals The Tsarnaevs And Castros Are Up To
Posted by admin on May 13th, 2013
WASHINGTON—Americans nationwide turned to the news website CNN.com today to see what was kicking with their old buddies Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev and alleged rapist and kidnapper Ariel Castro and his brothers. The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Castros, checks, CNN.com, Nation, pals, Their, Tsarnaevs No Comments »Health care spending slowdown saving nation up to $770 billion
Posted by admin on May 7th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: $770 billion, care, Health, Nation, Saving, slowdown, spending' No Comments »Saturday nutpick-a-palooza: A Christian nation full of persecuted Christians
Posted by admin on May 4th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'Christians, Christian, Full, Nation, Nutpickapalooza, persecuted, Saturday No Comments »Nation Wonders How Ad Guys From Vitaminwater Do It
Posted by admin on April 25th, 2013
NEW YORK—Mere weeks after Vitaminwater launched its wildly popular “Make Boring Brilliant” ad campaign, Americans everywhere are reportedly at a loss to explain the boundless creative talent of the marketing visionaries currently promoti… The Onion Tweet This Post
30 years later, nation remains at educational risk
Posted by admin on April 24th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. students are falling behind their international rivals. Young people aren't adept at new technology. America's economy will suffer if schools don't step up their game. Tweet This Post
Excerpts from ‘A Nation at Risk’
Posted by admin on April 24th, 2013
A panel of experts offered a dire assessment of the U.S. education system in a report released 30 years ago this week that sparked the modern school reform movement. Some excerpts from that report, “A Nation at Risk”: Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Nation Starting To Realize New Era Of American Innovation Never Gonna Happen
Posted by admin on April 22nd, 2013
WASHINGTON—After nearly a decade of promises that the nation was on the brink of a technological, economic, and scientific golden age, citizens across the country confirmed Monday they are now realizing a bold new era of American innovation is just … The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: American, gonna, Happen, innovation, Nation, Never, Realize, Starting No Comments »Can Boston Be the Unifying Event That Our Nation Needs?
Posted by admin on April 19th, 2013
In the days and weeks after the 9/11 tragedy, virtually every national-security and terrorism expert predicted it was only a matter of weeks or months before another major attack came. They said a terrorist event within six months was a virtual certainty; and that certainly seemed plausible to many of us at the time. As [...]
The Dispensable Nation
Posted by admin on April 19th, 2013
Just out: The Dispensable Nation: American Foreign Policy in Retreat by Vali Nasr. Tweet This Post
