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Opinion: The ‘Great Gatsby’ Movie Was Nowhere Near As Good As The Book ‘The Hit’ By David Baldacci (by Matt Rosensteele)
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2013
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Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene
Posted by admin on May 3rd, 2013
BETHEL PARK, PA—A routine Schaeffer family movie night took a sudden and deeply uncomfortable turn Thursday when the family of four was forced to white-knuckle its way through an unanticipated sex scene, household sources confirmed. According to rep… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Tags: Family, Movie, Scene, Through, Unexpected, Watching, WhiteKnuckles 
No Comments »Movie Characters Happen To Pass Through Pamplona On The One Week Bulls Run
Posted by admin on April 15th, 2013
PAMPLONA, SPAIN—In a dangerous and completely coincidental confluence of events, three vacationing American movie characters were reportedly almost trampled to death when they just happened to pass through the center of Pamplona, Spain during the on… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: bulls, Characters, Happen, Movie, Pamplona, pass., Through, Week No Comments »New Jackie Robinson Movie Probably Has Scene Where People Yell Things And He’s Upset And Wants To Fight Back But Doesn’t
Posted by admin on April 12th, 2013
LOS ANGELES—In anticipation of the release today of 42, the new Jackie Robinson biopic, moviegoers speculated that the film about the first African-American to play major-league baseball in the modern era most likely includes a scene in which… The Onion Tweet This Post
How the New York Political Scandal Comes Off Like a Cheesy Gangster Movie
Posted by admin on April 4th, 2013
The unfolding New York political scandal is the stuff of movies: an alleged attempt to rig the city’s mayoral election that got six politicians—both Republicans and Democrats—arrested. It’s complete with tales of bribery and, of course, a land deal. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Cheesy, comes, gangster, like, Movie, political, Scandal, York No Comments »Michelle Obama praises Jackie Robinson movie
Posted by admin on April 2nd, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — Michelle Obama said Tuesday that a new movie chronicling Jackie Robinson's rise through Major League Baseball, including the racial discrimination he endured while breaking the sport's color barrier in the 1940s, left her and the president "visibly, physically moved" after they saw it over the weekend. Tweet This Post
First Lady Praises ‘Powerful’ Jackie Robinson Movie
Posted by admin on April 2nd, 2013
First lady Michelle Obama paid tribute to baseball legend Jackie Robinson today as she hailed the new movie “42,” which chronicles his career and the racial discrimination he endured. Obama said she and the president were “visibly, physically moved” by the “wonderful” movie and the… Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Stars Of Canceled Show Terrified Fans Will Raise Money For Movie
Posted by admin on March 26th, 2013
LOS ANGELES—Following a recent spate of fan campaigns to revive canceled television series through the crowd-funding website Kickstarter, the cast of the short-lived NBC sitcom Animal Practice told reporters Monday they live in constant fear … The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Canceled, Fans, Money, Movie, Raise, Show, Stars, Terrified No Comments »Unsuspecting Movie Stars Follow Fake Red Carpet Into Back Of Kidnappers’ Van
Posted by admin on February 25th, 2013
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Los Angeles police confirmed that Denzel Washington, Naomi Watts, Joaquin Phoenix, and nearly a dozen other top-name actors had gone missing ahead of Sunday’s Academy Awards after following a fake red carpet laid outside the Dolb… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: back, carpet, fake, follow, Into, kidnappers, Movie, Stars, Unsuspecting No Comments »
