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Great Team Chemistry No Match For Great Team Biology
Posted by admin on January 7th, 2013
COLLEGE STATION, TX—Despite college basketball analysts’ frequent remarks that the team exhibits "great chemistry," the Texas A&M Aggies were edged out Wednesday night 66-58 by the No. Tweet This Post
Obama to match FDR’s record of 4 swearing-ins
Posted by admin on December 12th, 2012
President Barack Obama is poised to match Franklin Roosevelt's record of being sworn in as the nation's leader four times. Tweet This Post
Romney’s energy claims at debate match many of his other claims: They’re bogus
Posted by admin on October 4th, 2012
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No Comments »Mitt Romney’s education record doesn’t match up with his claims
Posted by admin on July 3rd, 2012
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Claims, Doesn't, education, Match, Mitt, Record, Romney's No Comments »GOP Madness, Fugly Four, Match 2
Posted by admin on June 5th, 2012
Yesterday, after 28 contests, the assholes at the GOP debate who booed the gay soldier (and the Republican presidential candidates who refused to thank him for his service) won the first slot in the GOP Madness finals. Today, with contest number 30 (!), we determine the second half of that matchup. The (nearly filled-out) bracket [...]
GOP Finals, Fugly Four, Match 1
Posted by admin on June 4th, 2012
Only two matches in the semifinals. The bracket is here. Today and tomorrow’s winners will compete for the ultimate crown. Tweet This Post
GOP Madness, Quarterfinals, Match 4
Posted by admin on June 1st, 2012
Time to pick the last of the final four semifinalists! The bracket is here. We have the GOP debate audience that booed the gay soldier versus Rick Santorum’s preaching against sex for pleasure. Today, you decide who gets to face off against Mitt Romney’s Etch-a-Sketch. Tweet This Post
GOP Madness, Quarterfinals, Match 3
Posted by admin on May 31st, 2012
We know half of the semifinal matchups: On the left side of the bracket, the GOP debate audience who booed the gay soldier will compete with today’s winner for a spot in the finals. On the right side of the bracket, Mitt Romney’s Etch-a-Sketch will face tomorrow’s winner (either the GOP debate audience who thinks [...]
GOP Madness, Quarterfinals, Match 2
Posted by admin on May 30th, 2012
Yesterday, the GOP audience who booed the gay soldier won a resounding endorsement for the semifinals. The bracket is here. Today, we have a familiar political sight—Romney facing off against Romney. Tweet This Post
