Posts Tagged ‘Marching’

Corrections: Marching Band Fundraiser

The Onion would like to apologize for erroneously stating that the Fillmore High School marching band car-wash fundraiser will be held Sunday from 1 p.m. Tweet This Post

Fidel Castro says world marching into abyss with shale gas

HAVANA (Reuters) – Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro said on Thursday the world was on an “inexorable march toward the abyss,” which he blamed in part on the discovery and exploitation of vast reserves of so-called “shale gas” around the world. Shale gas is natural gas locked in rock formations that in the past decade [...]

Al-Qaeda Marching Band To Join Macy’s Parade After Incredible Audition

NEW YORK—Following an audition that "knocked [their] socks off," organizers of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade announced today they would allow the al-Qaeda Marching Band, the musical performance division of the international terrorist … Tweet This Post