RSS Feed
Twitter
ST. LOUIS—Following the deadly explosions Monday that rocked the city of Boston, area man Tom Sifton told reporters he’s getting pretty tired of frantically rushing home from work as fast as he possibly can to hug his loved ones tight. The Onion Tweet This Post
Posts Tagged ‘Loved’
Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones
Posted by admin on April 16th, 2013
Posted in Breaking News 
Tags: Area, Growing, Home, Little, Loved, ones, Rushing, tired 
No Comments »Fox ‘News’ bobbleheads agree: Algebra is socialism, and cowboys loved Indians
Posted by admin on January 12th, 2013
Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Agree, Algebra, bobbleheads, Cowboys', Indians, Loved, news, socialism No Comments »CDC Announces Americans Should Make Plans To Say Goodbye To Loved Ones
Posted by admin on October 19th, 2012
ATLANTA—During a brief, impromptu press conference at the agency’s headquarters this morning, Centers For Disease Control director Dr. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Americans, Announces, Goodbye, Loved, ones, Plans, Should No Comments »Romney Family Dog Loved Trips on Top of Car
Posted by admin on April 17th, 2012
Ann Romney told ABC News that Seamus, the family’s Irish setter, “loved” their vacation trips even though he was in a crate strapped to the top of a station wagon. Tweet This Post
Study Finds Hearing Loved One’s Voice Induces Excruciating Pain In Coma Patients
Posted by admin on January 14th, 2012
BALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, people in comas experience excruciating, indescribable levels of pain whenever they hear the sound of a loved one’s voice. The Johns Hopkins University st… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Coma, Excruciating, finds, hearing, Induces, Loved, ones, pain, patients, Study, Voice No Comments »U.S. Soldiers Ask Rumsfeld If They Could Get Surprise Visit From Loved Ones Instead
Posted by admin on December 31st, 2011
BAGHDAD—Although U.S. troops in Iraq said they appreciated President Bush’s recent surprise visit, thousands of them have petitioned the… Tweet This Post
Dead Iraqi Would Have Loved Democracy
Posted by admin on December 30th, 2011
BAGHDAD, IRAQ—Baghdad resident Taha Sabri, killed Monday in a U.S. air strike on his city, would have loved the eventual liberation of Iraq and establishment of democracy, had he lived to see it, his grieving widow said. Tweet This Post
New iPhone Application Tracks Progress Of Deceased Loved Ones’ Decomposition
Posted by admin on December 15th, 2011
CUPERTINO, CA—According to its description on the Apple App Store website, Decomposhop, a new application that allows users to track the putrefaction of their deceased loved ones in real time, will be available for download by grieving iPhone owners… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Application, Deceased, Decomposition, iPhone, Loved, ones, progress, Tracks No Comments »
