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DES MOINES, IA—With complaints about everything from “raggedy prayer mats” to “the grimiest ablution fountain ever,” local Muslims have slammed the al-Wali Mosque on 14th Street as “the worst of the worst,” giving… The Onion Tweet This Post
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This Has To Be Year Local Miniature Golf Course Finally Goes Out Of Business
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2013
WHITEHALL, NY—Claiming that the dilapidated, sun-bleached recreational facility had been on its last legs for years, local residents told reporters Monday that this has to be the summer that the Putt King miniature golf course on Route 22 finally cl… The Onion Tweet This Post
Local Man Has No Idea What The Hell Is Going On In Hockey These Days
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2013
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Local setbacks vex GOP governors eyeing 2016 race
Posted by admin on May 1st, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican governors are often seen as innovative policymakers and potential presidential candidates, but a few are struggling with political or ethical problems that might crimp their ambitions. Tweet This Post
Online sales tax loophole forces House GOP to choose between Norquist and local business owners
Posted by admin on April 30th, 2013
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Local Man Knows He Moved To Minneapolis For Something, But Can’t Remember What
Posted by admin on April 15th, 2013
MINNEAPOLIS—After packing up his apartment and moving across the country to Minneapolis this weekend, area man Matthew Goddard told reporters that though he has a vague idea of why he relocated from Boston, he can’t quite remember exactly why … The Onion Tweet This Post
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No Comments »Local police grapple with response to cybercrimes
Posted by admin on April 13th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — If a purse with $ 900 is stolen, the victim probably would call the police. If a computer hacker steals $ 900 from that same person's bank account, what then? Call the police? Could they even help? Tweet This Post
Local Band Expects Things To Take Off Following Glowing Write-Up In soundandfury.wordpress.com
Posted by admin on April 11th, 2013
EUGENE, OR—The members of local rock band Desert Ashes expect their careers to really take off following a rave write-up in music blog soundandfury.wordpress.com, the musicians said Thursday. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Posted by admin on April 6th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Around, Blogs, From, local, Nation, news, progressive, state, this, views, Week, World No Comments »Florida Republican bill would prevent Florida voters from passing local sick leave laws
Posted by admin on April 6th, 2013
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