Posts Tagged ‘Lewis’

[audio] Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery

Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery The Onion Tweet This Post

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COLUMBIA, MO—Contractor Lewis Petersen, 46, felt guilty about installing floors in a new house on Doyle Street, as he knows good and well that floors are unnecessary and a scam.

COLUMBIA, MO—Contractor Lewis Petersen, 46, felt guilty about installing floors in a new house on Doyle Street, as he knows good and well that floors are unnecessary and a scam. The Onion Tweet This Post

[Video] New Orleans Police Struggle To Contain Rioting Ray Lewis After Ravens’ Super Bowl Victory

Riot police have been dispatched to quell an enthusiastic Ray Lewis after his team’s stunning Super Bowl win. Tweet This Post

Ray Lewis Crying Over Embarrassing Spectacle He’s Become

NEW ORLEANS—After completing the final game of his career Sunday, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis was openly crying on national television over what a humiliating spectacle he’s become. Tweet This Post

Joe Flacco Already Preparing Apology To Ray Lewis For Disappointing End To Career

BALTIMORE—In preparation for the highly anticipated AFC playoff game with the Denver Broncos, Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco announced Thursday that he is already working on an apology that will express heartfelt regret for the ignoble ending to reti… Tweet This Post

Ravens Already Dreading Ray Lewis Constantly Being On Sideline For Rest Of Season

HOUSTON—With Ray Lewis on injured reserve after suffering a torn triceps, Baltimore Ravens players and coaches confirmed Sunday that they were dreading the loud, outspoken linebacker’s constant presence on the sideline for the rest of the seas… Tweet This Post

Fan On The Street: On The Ravens Losing Ray Lewis And Lardarius Webb To Injury

The AFC North–leading Baltimore Ravens were dealt a harsh blow Monday when defensive stars LB Ray Lewis (torn triceps) and CB Lardarius Webb (torn ACL) were ruled out for the rest of the season. Tweet This Post