Posts Tagged ‘Knows’

Local Man Knows He Moved To Minneapolis For Something, But Can’t Remember What

MINNEAPOLIS—After packing up his apartment and moving across the country to Minneapolis this weekend, area man Matthew Goddard told reporters that though he has a vague idea of why he relocated from Boston, he can’t quite remember exactly why … The Onion Tweet This Post

COLUMBIA, MO—Contractor Lewis Petersen, 46, felt guilty about installing floors in a new house on Doyle Street, as he knows good and well that floors are unnecessary and a scam.

COLUMBIA, MO—Contractor Lewis Petersen, 46, felt guilty about installing floors in a new house on Doyle Street, as he knows good and well that floors are unnecessary and a scam. The Onion Tweet This Post

Boehner on averting fiscal cliff: ‘God only knows’

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CNN knows their spin, and they’re sticking with it

CNN’s new poll shows Obama winning likely voters in Ohio by a four-point spread. But that’s not how they’re reporting their own numbers: Tweet This Post