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[audio] Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery
Posted by admin on May 8th, 2013
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No Comments »Opinion: There’s No Way I’m Ever Molesting A Kid After What Happened To Jerry Sandusky (by Dan Knapp)
Posted by admin on April 10th, 2013
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Jerry Sandusky Horrified By Behavior Of Rutgers Basketball Coach
Posted by admin on April 3rd, 2013
WAYNESBURG, PA—Calling the conduct “shocking and disgraceful,” former Penn State football coach and convicted serial child molester Jerry Sandusky expressed his outrage Tuesday over the actions of now-fired Rutgers men’s basketball… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Basketball, Behavior, Coach, Horrified, Jerry, Rutgers, Sandusky No Comments »Jerry Sandusky Pretty Charming In Interview
Posted by admin on March 26th, 2013
NEW YORK—In a recent interview aired on The Today Show, serial child molester Jerry Sandusky came across as a likable and really quite charming individual, sources told reporters Tuesday. The Onion Tweet This Post
Jerry Buss Surprisingly Leaves Entire Estate To Former Laker Luke Walton
Posted by admin on February 23rd, 2013
LOS ANGELES—In an unexpected turn of events, sources confirmed Saturday that billionaire Jerry Buss, the widely beloved owner of the Los Angeles Lakers who passed away at the age of 80 last week, has left his entire fortune to the team’s forme… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Buss, Entire, Estate, Former, Jerry, Laker, leaves, Luke, Surprisingly, Walton No Comments »Jerry Buss Succumbs To Horrible Lakers Season
Posted by admin on February 18th, 2013
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Jerry Jones Wanders Up And Down Field During Game
Posted by admin on December 7th, 2012
DALLAS—Claiming he wanted to “go get himself” a closer look at the action, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones wandered out onto the field during his team’s game against the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday, joining huddles, advising players, and … Tweet This Post
Opinion: They Can Never Take Away My Memories (by Jerry Sandusky)
Posted by admin on October 11th, 2012
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: away, Jerry, Memories, Never, opinion, Sandusky, take, they No Comments »Jerry Sandusky Hoping Judge Takes It Easy On Him With Sentencing
Posted by admin on October 9th, 2012
BELLEFONTE, PA—Jerry Sandusky’s lawyers told reporters Tuesday that the former Penn State assistant football coach is desperately hoping the judge “has a heart” and will take it easy on him while delivering his sentence for 45 counts of child sexual abuse. Tweet This Post
Insight: In California, the Mungers haunt Jerry Brown
Posted by admin on October 3rd, 2012
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – California Governor Jerry Brown has a problem. Call it the Munger problem. They're scions of a billionaire financier, one a liberal lawyer in Los Angeles and the other a conservative scientist in the Bay Area. Neither claims to enjoy politics. Yet Molly Munger and Charles Munger Jr., children of Warren Buffett's [...]
