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DECATUR, GA—Announcing a special offer aimed at “whetting appetites like never before,” the Applebee’s restaurant chain said Wednesday that for a limited time customers will be able to purchase 50 appetizers at the discounted price… The Onion Tweet This Post
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KFC Introduces New Boneless CEO
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KFC Introduces New Boneless CEO The Onion Tweet This Post
Colbert Introduces Clinton to Twitter
Posted by admin on April 9th, 2013
Stephen Colbert convinced former President Bill Clinton to send his first tweet. Tweet This Post
In an America ‘can do’ speech, Obama introduces Energy Security Trust for transportation innovations
Posted by admin on March 15th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'Can, America, energy, innovations, introduces, Obama, Security, Speech, Transportation, trust No Comments »Congressman introduces bill to approve Keystone XL pipeline
Posted by admin on March 15th, 2013
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A Republican Congressman on Friday introduced a bill that would give Congress the power to approve TransCanada Corp's Keystone XL pipeline and said he hopes to have the bill ready for a vote by the House of Representatives by the end of May. "Our intent is to bring it to the House [...]
Posted in Breaking News Tags: approve, Bill, Congressman, introduces, Keystone, pipeline No Comments »American Voices: Mountain Dew Introduces ‘Kickstart’ Breakfast Drink
Posted by admin on February 15th, 2013
On February 25, PepsiCo will roll out its new line of caffeinated Mountain Dew Kickstart sparkling juice beverages, which will be marketed as an alternative to coffee or tea. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'Kickstart', American, Breakfast, drink, introduces, Mountain, Voices No Comments »Eccentric Man Introduces New Sweater To Closet Pals Colonel Coat And Captain Blazer
Posted by admin on January 24th, 2013
NEW YORK—Wasting no time in making the necessary introductions upon his return from the clothing store Wednesday, eccentric man Oliver Roberts promptly entered his bedroom and acquainted his new sweater with soon-to-be closet pals Colonel Coat and C… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Blazer, captain, Closet, Coat, colonel, Eccentric, introduces, pals, Sweater No Comments »Hardee’s Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind
Posted by admin on December 4th, 2012
ST. LOUIS—In response to extensive market research, fast food chain Hardee’s announced plans Tuesday to equip every table at its restaurants with its all-new “Shame Curtains,” large, dark drapes behind which menu items can be consu… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: behind, Curtains, customers', Hardee's, introduces, Shame No Comments »American Voices: Pepsi Introduces High-Fiber, ‘Fat-Blocking’ Soda
Posted by admin on November 14th, 2012
Aiming to attract young and health-conscious consumers, PepsiCo introduced “Pepsi Special” in Japan yesterday, a high-fiber drink that contains the water-absorbing substance dextrin, which the company claims will help reduce body fat. Tweet This Post
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