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SULLIVAN’S ISLAND, SC—Hours after former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford won back his old congressional seat Tuesday, the philandering politician’s ex-wife, Jenny Sanford, told reporters that she couldn’t express enough … The Onion Tweet This Post
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Obama: Bin Laden, Gadhafi show I’m serious about Syria
Posted by admin on May 7th, 2013
President Barack Obama defiantly defended his handling of Syria’s civil war on Tuesday, warning that Iraq showed the danger of acting on “perceived” evidence of weapons of mass destruction. And for those who doubt his determination to see Syrian leader Bashar Assad ousted from power, Obama bluntly pointed to the fate of Osama bin Laden [...]
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No Comments »Thanks to abstinence teaching, Elizabeth Smart felt ‘I’m that chewed up piece of gum’
Posted by admin on May 7th, 2013
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'I'm, abstinence, chewed, Elizabeth, Felt, gum', Piece, Smart, Teaching, Thanks No Comments »Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: ‘I’m Not A Monster’
Posted by admin on March 26th, 2013
PYONGYANG—As the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality of banning same-sex marriage, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un told reporters that, considering he’s not a completely awful human being, he unequivocally bel… The Onion Tweet This Post
‘I’m not a zealot anymore, so lay off!’ not exactly a winning slogan
Posted by admin on February 5th, 2013
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Dear Macy’s, I’m cancelling my charge account.
Posted by admin on November 18th, 2012
My husband is cancelling his too. I won’t be watching your Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBC either. Tweet This Post
Open thread for night owls: ‘I’m really proud of all of you.’
Posted by admin on November 9th, 2012
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Mitt Romney: ‘I’m supporting Richard Mourdock for Senate’
Posted by admin on October 24th, 2012
In case you somehow haven’t seen this yet, well, it’s the story of the day—maybe even of the week. Republican Senate nominee Richard Mourdock, at Tuesday night’s debate: Tweet This Post
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