Posts Tagged ‘Himself’

Tim Tebow Just Sitting By Himself In Darkened Florida Gators Football Stadium

GAINESVILLE, FL—After being waived by the New York Jets and so far receiving no offers from other NFL teams, former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow was reportedly sitting alone in the darkness of his alma mater’s deserted football stadium… The Onion Tweet This Post

Lawmaker Passes Resolution to Honor Himself

Tennessee State Sen. Jon Lundberg (R) sponsored and passed a resolution to honor himself, WSMV-TV reports. Tweet This Post

Bush Reverses Himself on Immigration Reform

In his new book, Immigration Wars, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) makes a notable reversal on immigration reform, “arguing that creating a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants would only encourage future unauthorized immigration,” Huffington Post reports. Tweet This Post

Cuomo Loves Asking Questions – of Himself

“Like many high-profile politicians, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) gives few on-the-record interviews. But there may be one person who questions him publicly more than anyone else–Andrew Cuomo,” the Wall Street Journal reports. Tweet This Post

Obama treats himself to boys’ weekend in Florida

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — Facing a lonely weekend in the White House without his family, President Barack Obama arranged a golf outing with some of his buddies. Tweet This Post

Jonathan Franzen Rushes Over To Guy On Subway Reading ‘The Corrections’ To Introduce Himself

NEW YORK—After noticing a fellow passenger reading his critically acclaimed 2001 novel The Corrections on an uptown-bound 1 train, sources reported author Jonathan Franzen excitedly rushed over to the reader to shake his hand and introduce himself. Tweet This Post