Posts Tagged ‘Grave’

White House: ‘Grave concern’ on delayed nominees

WASHINGTON (AP) — The new White House chief of staff says there's "a grave concern" about delays in assembling President Barack Obama's second-term national security team. Tweet This Post

Series Of Grave Errors Results In Jeff And Kim’s 5th Anniversary

ORLANDO, FL—A lengthy succession of grievous and utterly miscalculated errors resulted in the 5th anniversary of local couple Jeff and Kim Cuthbert’s wedding, sources confirmed today. Tweet This Post

Disturbance Of Arafat’s Grave Casts Horrible Curse On Middle East

RAMALLAH, WEST BANK—Experts familiar with the ancient prophecies warned Tuesday that by exhuming the remains of former leader Yasser Arafat, Palestinian officials had unleashed a horrible curse upon the Middle East, dooming the region to now begin c… Tweet This Post

Romney Spends Day Tearfully Apologizing At Father’s Grave

BRIGHTON, MI—Visitors to Brighton’s Fairview Cemetery confirmed that since early this morning, former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been kneeling at his father’s gravestone and tearfully apologizing to the late politi… Tweet This Post

Romney Spends Day Tearfully Apologizing At Father’s Grave

BRIGHTON, MI—Visitors to Brighton’s Fairview Cemetery confirmed that since early this morning, former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been kneeling at his father’s gravestone and tearfully apologizing to the late politi… Tweet This Post

Obama Hits Romney for ‘Cradle to Grave Tax Hikes, Fees’

NASHUA, N.H. — President Obama today delivered his final pitch to voters in the Live Free or Die state, accusing rival Mitt Romney of being untrustworthy, and slamming his record of “cradle to grave tax hikes and fees” as governor of neighboring Massachusetts. “During Gov…. Tweet This Post

Aleppo rebels say they stand firm in “regime’s grave”

ALEPPO, Syria (Reuters) – The Syrian military has stepped up its campaign to drive rebels out of Aleppo, where fighters said they were holding firm, vowing to turn the country's largest city into the "regime's grave". Opposition activists denied a government declaration that its forces had recaptured the Salaheddine district, in southwest Aleppo, straddling the [...]

51 senators voice grave concerns with arms treaty

A bipartisan group of 51 senators is expressing grave concerns that a global treaty that would regulate the international weapons trade would infringe on the constitutional right to bear arms. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Letters To The Editor: Beyond The Grave

Dear The Onion, Can you wait until I’m dead to print this so it looks like I’m still writing letters from beyond the grave? Richard Creel, Eagleville, DE Tweet This Post