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The Washington Post has learned that tensions within former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford’s (R) family “flared up as recently as April 2, at the celebration of Sanford’s runoff election victory when the former governor thrust two of his sons on-stage with the Argentine woman who was at the center of the spectacular sex scandal [...]
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Rigorous Battery Of Tests Unable To Determine If Roommate Broke Up With Girlfriend
Posted by admin on March 13th, 2013
NASHVILLE, TN—Local resident Darren Callahan, 26, told reporters Wednesday that even after administering a rigorous battery of diagnostic tests, he has been unable to definitively conclude whether his roommate Paul Elmaleh, 25, has broken up with hi… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News 
Tags: battery, Broke, Determine, Girlfriend, Rigorous, Roommate, Tests, Unable 
No Comments »Infographic: The Onion’s Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend
Posted by admin on February 19th, 2013
In today’s fast-paced world, it seems like just about any guy can accidentally kill his girlfriend at virtually any time. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Accidentally, Girlfriend, Infographic, Murdering, Onion's, Tips No Comments »Girlfriend Just Wants To Have Low-Key, Laid-Back Valentine’s Day Fight This Year
Posted by admin on February 15th, 2013
BEREA, KY—Saying that she didn’t want to go all out and turn the evening into a “big huge thing,” area woman Caitlin Omstead announced Wednesday that she would prefer to celebrate Valentine’s Day this year with a nice, low-ke… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Fight, Girlfriend, just, LaidBack, lowkey, this, valentines, Wants, year No Comments »Brady Quinn Frantically Trying To Confirm His Online Girlfriend Not A Hoax
Posted by admin on January 26th, 2013
KANSAS CITY—Responding to news that Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s girlfriend had been invented as part of an elaborate hoax, Chiefs quarterback Brady Quinn reportedly spent Friday trying to verify the existence of his own girlfriend… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'Brady, confirm, Frantically, Girlfriend, Hoax, online, Quinn, trying No Comments »Fan On The Street: On The Fake Dead Girlfriend Of Notre Dame Star Manti Te’o
Posted by admin on January 17th, 2013
Deadspin reported Wednesday that Lennay Kekua, the girlfriend of celebrated Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o who was said to have died of leukemia and inspired Te’o and the Irish during their 12-1 season, was fictional and part of an ap… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Dame, Dead, fake, Girlfriend, Manti, Notre, Star, Street, Te’o No Comments »Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As ‘Cuddle Weather’
Posted by admin on January 16th, 2013
HARRISBURG, PA—Police confirmed Wednesday that four homeless people have died in the midst of a recent onset of sub-freezing temperatures reportedly referred to by local man Joshua Crawford’s girlfriend as "cuddle weather." Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'Cuddle, Dead, four, Girlfriend, Homeless, People, Refers, weather No Comments »That’s Fine, Area Girlfriend To See ‘Anna Karenina’ When Visiting Mom Over Christmas
Posted by admin on November 27th, 2012
PHILADELPHIA—Having been talked by her boyfriend into seeing Skyfall instead, a movie he insisted they would both enjoy, local girlfriend Chelsea Condos, 27, confirmed Saturday that it’s fine, she’ll just go to Anna Karenina… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Anna, Area, Christmas, Fine, Girlfriend, Karenina', Over, that's, Visiting No Comments »Texas executes man who murdered girlfriend over money
Posted by admin on November 1st, 2012
AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) – A man convicted of fatally shooting his live-in girlfriend in 2003 after she refused to give him money was executed in Texas on Wednesday by lethal injection, said state officials. Donnie Lee Roberts, 41, became the 35th person executed in the United States this year and the 12th in Texas. He [...]
