Posts Tagged ‘Galaxy’

Obama Honors Kings, Galaxy; Shows Off Soccer Skills

President Obama today honored the Stanley Cup champion Los Angeles Kings and the Major League Soccer champion LA Galaxy at the White House, saying the teams share more than their hometown, “they also share a pretty good comeback story.” Back at the White House for… Tweet This Post

Dwight Howard Tells Reporters He’s Very Unhappy In Milky Way Galaxy

ORLANDO, FL—Following another tough loss for the Magic Tuesday, Dwight Howard informed reporters he is very unhappy playing in the Milky Way, the galaxy where he has spent his entire life and career, and is looking to be moved as soon as possible. Tweet This Post

Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy

HOUSTON—Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind’s understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13… Tweet This Post