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The popular series about a castle full of wizards and magical servants has been surprisingly magic-free so far, but hopefully that will change in the fourth season. The Onion Tweet This Post
Posts Tagged ‘Finally’
[video] Will Season Four Of ‘Downton Abbey’ Finally Show The Wizards Using Their Powers?
Posted by admin on June 18th, 2013
Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Gabe Gomez may finally get some outside help
Posted by admin on June 13th, 2013
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Argo and New Resolve on Capitol Hill Could Finally Bring Justice to the 1979 Iran Hostages
Posted by admin on June 12th, 2013
Dozens of senators are receiving a gut-wrenching Father’s Day letter this week from a group launching its first collective action as Capitol Hill advocates: the spouses and children of 52 Americans taken hostage in Iran in 1979 and held for 444 days. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Patriots To Finally Get Some Media Attention With Tebow Signing
Posted by admin on June 11th, 2013
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Following news that free agent quarterback Tim Tebow was acquired by the New England Patriots, sources close to the organization told reporters Tuesday that they expect the high-profile signing to at long last draw some media attentio… The Onion Tweet This Post
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No Comments »Crowd Cheers As 93-Year-Old Fuckup Finally Graduates From College
Posted by admin on June 10th, 2013
CALIFORNIA, PA—Students, faculty, and attendees at California University of Pennsylvania’s commencement ceremony stood and cheered Sunday as 93-year-old Esther Goodwyn, a fuckup who took seven decades to graduate from college, for Christ… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 93yearold, Cheers, College, Crowd, Finally, From, Fuckup, graduates No Comments »Will Darrell Issa Finally Find His Benghazi Smoking Gun?
Posted by admin on May 29th, 2013
House Oversight Committee chair Darrell Issa has made up his mind about what happened within the Obama administration as it crafted talking points about Benghazi last September. He just can’t quite prove it. So on Tuesday, Issa subpoenaed all the Benghazi talking points-related emails from 10 State Department aides, because the emails are “critical to [...]
This Has To Be Year Local Miniature Golf Course Finally Goes Out Of Business
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2013
WHITEHALL, NY—Claiming that the dilapidated, sun-bleached recreational facility had been on its last legs for years, local residents told reporters Monday that this has to be the summer that the Putt King miniature golf course on Route 22 finally cl… The Onion Tweet This Post
Finally, an explanation why Benghazi is such a scandal!
Posted by admin on May 13th, 2013
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Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This
Posted by admin on May 9th, 2013
WHIPPANY, NJ—Local mentally ill man Michael Redding, 26, announced his intention Thursday to display one or two further instances of troubling behavior before finally going ahead and carrying out what he has planned. The Onion Tweet This Post
Obama Finally Gets Angry
Posted by admin on May 2nd, 2013
Joe Klein: “During the chaotic week of the Boston bomb attacks, Barack Obama finally did something a lot of people had been waiting for: He got angry. In public. In the Rose Garden. It happened after the Senate had shamefully failed to pass a bill, favored by the overwhelming majority of Americans, requiring background checks [...]
