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WEST HAVEN, CT—Following Microsoft’s official unveiling of their latest video game console Tuesday, 41-year-old father of two Richard Shearer excitedly told his son David, 10, about the new features of the Xbox One. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System
Posted by admin on May 21st, 2013
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No Comments »Father Hopes to Follow Son as Mayor
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2013
“Some parents hope their children follow in their footsteps. One mayoral candidate in Michigan, however, is seeking to follow the path once walked by his own teenage son,” the Huffington Post reports. Tweet This Post
10-Year-Old Wishes Unemployed Father Couldn’t Make It To Just One Of His Little League Games
Posted by admin on April 26th, 2013
MODESTO, CA—Speaking with reporters before a game Monday, local Little Leaguer Nathan Garrett expressed his heartfelt wish that, just once, his unemployed father could not make it out to see him play. “Every time I come up to bat, I hope deep … The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 10YearOld, couldn't, Father, Games, just, League, Little, unemployed', Wishes No Comments »The Next Sununu: Like Father, Like Son?
Posted by admin on April 2nd, 2013
ABC News’ Michael Falcone reports: His father, John H. Sununu, was the governor of New Hampshire, a former White House chief of staff and, most recently, a fire-breathing surrogate for Mitt Romney. His brother, John E. Sununu, was elected to three terms in the House… Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
Posted by admin on March 25th, 2013
STOCKTON, CA—In an effort to make his children’s upcoming weekend visit to his apartment more fun, divorced man and father of two Peter Dolan, 41, told reporters Monday that he has purchased a packet of string cheese. The Onion Tweet This Post
Portman’s Son Explains How He Told His Father
Posted by admin on March 25th, 2013
Sen. Rob Portman’s (R-OH) son, Will, writes for the Yale Daily News about telling his parents that he was gay. Tweet This Post
Father And Son Take Incredibly Sad Annual Trip To Florida To Watch Mets In Spring Training
Posted by admin on March 17th, 2013
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL—In a long-standing and pathetic family tradition, father and son Anthony and Justin Stroud this week made their incredibly depressing annual trip down to Florida to watch the New York Mets play in spring training, sources confirme… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Annual, Father, Florida, incredibly, Mets, Spring, take, Training, Trip, watch No Comments »Father of Newtown victim: Ban assault weapons
Posted by admin on February 27th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — Fighting tears, the father of one of the first graders slain in the Newtown, Conn. mass shooting is begging the Senate Judiciary Committee to ban assault weapons. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Senate panel hearing from Newtown father, doctor
Posted by admin on February 27th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Dianne Feinstein says there has never been a greater need for a federal ban on assault weapons. Tweet This Post
Supreme Court rules for Army father in custody battle
Posted by admin on February 20th, 2013
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Supreme Court sided with an American father on Tuesday in an international custody dispute over a girl who has been living outside the country under a lower court order. By a 9-0 vote, the court ruled that U.S. Army Sergeant Jeffrey Chafin had a right to seek custody of his [...]
