The Federal Election Commission has fined former Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) and his parents $ 54,000 for improper severance payments to Cindy Hampton, a former campaign aide who had an extramarital affair with the Nevada Republican, Politico reports. Tweet This Post
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American Family Association accuses AARP of promoting “homosexual agenda”. Wait, what?
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Sanford wins: South Carolina voters reject family values, honesty, integrity and responsibility
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Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene
BETHEL PARK, PA—A routine Schaeffer family movie night took a sudden and deeply uncomfortable turn Thursday when the family of four was forced to white-knuckle its way through an unanticipated sex scene, household sources confirmed. According to rep… The Onion Tweet This Post
Hispanics Actually Don’t Share Republican ‘Faith and Family’ Values
New Republican research on the GOP and Hispanics gives the party reason for hope that it can climb out of the political hole it is in with these voters. But there’s some bad news mixed in with the good, laid out in a Public Opinion Strategies memo about two lengthy focus groups of Hispanic voters [...]
Bush family at odds over possible Jeb Bush presidential run
By Susan Heavey WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The Bush family, which has already produced two U.S. presidents, is at odds over whether there should be a third – former Florida Governor Jeb Bush. Former first lady Barbara Bush, says son Jeb is the most qualified Republican to run in 2016 but told NBC's "Today" show, "We've [...]
Romney Drops By To See How Down-And-Out Family He Met On Campaign Trail Doing
CANTON, OH—According to reports, former presidential candidate Mitt Romney stopped by Wednesday morning to check up on Allen and Brenda Spearing, a financially strapped mother and father of three with whom he met briefly and had his photo taken whil… The Onion Tweet This Post
Family Research Council blames ‘sexual liberalism’ for Newtown, Boston murders. Really.
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Family, Friends Really Looking Forward To Next 9 Months Of Being Around Kobe Bryant
NEWPORT BEACH, CA—Following the Lakers shooting guard’s surgery to repair a torn Achilles tendon, Kobe Bryant’s family and friends told reporters Friday that they are really looking forward to spending the next nine months with the NBA s… The Onion Tweet This Post
Every Family Member’s Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy
PENSACOLA, FL—After Monday’s deadly explosions at the Boston Marathon cast a pall over Conner Mason’s 7th birthday celebration, the Mason family reportedly realized that each of their birthdays were now tainted by a national tragedy. The Onion Tweet This Post
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