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CHICAGO—While stressing that racial profiling is degrading and has made his life more difficult in a great many ways, 29-year-old Egyptian-American Tarek Yasin admitted to reporters Monday that he does sort of enjoy always having two seats to himsel… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Arab-American Actually Kind Of Enjoys Always Having 2 Bus Seats To Self
Posted by admin on May 7th, 2013
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No Comments »Walker Enjoys White House Speculation
Posted by admin on March 1st, 2013
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) says he “enjoys being mentioned as a potential Republican candidate for president in 2016 because that means he’s doing a good job as governor,” the AP reports. Tweet This Post
Man Who Eats Breakfast At Dunkin’ Donuts Every Morning And Enjoys The ‘Saw’ Films Allowed To Vote
Posted by admin on November 6th, 2012
YOUNGSTOWN, OH—According to records obtained from the Mahoning County registrar’s office, local man David Kearney, who eats breakfast at Dunkin’ Donuts every day and is a passionate fan of the Saw film franchise, is actually allow… Tweet This Post
Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career
Posted by admin on September 25th, 2012
BOSTON—In a historic development for gender parity in the American workplace, recently laid-off consultant Paula Saunders, 32, is at last earning an income identical to that of her unemployed male counterparts. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: career, Enjoys, equal, first, Newly, time, unemployed', Woman No Comments »Reid Enjoys Role of Attack Dog
Posted by admin on August 4th, 2012
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) “has adopted the role of attack dog with relish” repeatedly bashing Mitt Romney for not releasing his tax returns, The Hill reports. Tweet This Post
Pentagon: al-Qaida still enjoys Afghan haven
Posted by admin on May 30th, 2012
The Pentagon says al-Qaida still enjoys safe haven in some areas of eastern Afghanistan, and even though its numbers are small, its presence worries the top American commander there. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Obama enjoys 10-1 financial edge over Romney
Posted by admin on April 21st, 2012
President Barack Obama’s re-election effort enjoyed a 10-to-1 financial edge over Republican rival Mitt Romney last month, out-raising the former Massachusetts governor by millions as Obama stuffed more than $ 104 million into his campaign war chest. Tweet This Post
Ecuador leader enjoys high rating 5 years into rule
Posted by admin on January 15th, 2012
CUENCA, Ecuador (Reuters) – Ecuador’s Rafael Correa celebrated five years in power on Sunday with a new poll giving him an impressive 55 percent approval that would make him a favorite to win re-election in 2013 if he runs. Thousands of supporters cheered the 49-year-old socialist during celebrations in the provincial city of Cuenca at [...]
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Ecuador, Enjoys, high, Into, leader, rating, Rule, Years No Comments »Man Who Enjoys Popular Rock Songs Discovers Perfect Radio Station
Posted by admin on July 8th, 2011
ROCHESTER, NY—Sean Ridgeway, a 36-year-old carpenter who is fond of popular rock ‘n’ roll music from the late 1960s to the present, told… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Discovers, Enjoys, Perfect, popular, Radio, Rock, Songs, Station No Comments »Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues
Posted by admin on July 5th, 2011
HIGHLAND PARK, IL–Steve Smalls, a senior vice-president at Chicago’s Alliance Manufacturing, the world’s largest producer of industrial refrigeration systems, is a self-described "blues nut." Tweet This Post
