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JACKSON HOLE, WY—A team of doctors responsible for the care of Dick Cheney revealed Thursday that for the past few years, the former vice president has burned through a minimum of three hearts every week. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week
Posted by admin on April 11th, 2013
Why don’t more senators and representatives stand up each week the way Sheldon Whitehouse does?
Posted by admin on March 12th, 2013
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No Comments »Officemates Unwittingly Spend Entire Workday Talking To Each Other On Grindr
Posted by admin on February 18th, 2013
HOUSTON—Without either man ever becoming aware of the other’s identity, coworkers Matthew Durbin, 28, and Caleb Simmons, 26, spent an entire workday exchanging salacious messages with each other on the gay male dating site Grindr, sources repo… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Each, Entire, Grindr, Officemates, spend, talking, Unwittingly, Workday No Comments »Mumford And Sons Can’t Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas
Posted by admin on December 12th, 2012
LONDON—According to sources close to the English folk-rock quartet Mumford and Sons, the band’s members were surprised to discover during their annual Christmas gift exchange Wednesday that they had all gotten each other new mandolins. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Believe, Can't, Christmas, Each, Mandolins, Mumford, son's, they No Comments »Obama and Romney Each Raised $1 Billion
Posted by admin on December 7th, 2012
Politico: “Obama: $ 1.123 billion vs. Romney: $ 1.019 billion. That’s the final fundraising tally in the most expensive presidential election ever, according to reports filed Thursday with the Federal Election Commission by the rival campaigns and party committees.” Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire Tweet This Post
Analysis: Obama, GOP size each other up for deals
Posted by admin on November 7th, 2012
The people of a polarized nation just created a government that looks like them, and it sure looks a lot like the dysfunctional one now in place. The only hope for progress on jobs and everything else that matters is if President Barack Obama and Republicans in Congress find fresh political incentive to compromise. Tweet [...]
Romney, Obama each get something in jobs report
Posted by admin on November 2nd, 2012
President Barack Obama and Republican rival Mitt Romney each got something Friday out of the final snapshot of the nation's economy heading into Election Day, with more job creation and an uptick in unemployment. Tweet This Post
Final debate: Challenging each other face to face
Posted by admin on October 23rd, 2012
President Barack Obama sharply challenged Mitt Romney on foreign policy in their final campaign debate Monday night, saying, "Every time you've offered an opinion you've been wrong." The Republican coolly responded, "Attacking me is not an agenda" for dealing with a dangerous world. Tweet This Post
They Really Don’t Like Each Other
Posted by admin on October 17th, 2012
First Read: “In fact, almost all of the exchanges drove this point home: These candidates really don’t like each other. The two men constantly interrupted each other; they circled each other like prizefighters in the boxing ring; and they also even got into each other’s faces. Overall, last night showed that both Obama and Romney [...]
Debate Gives ESPN Executive Awesome Idea For Show In Which White Guy, Black Guy Ignore Timers And Yell At Each Other
Posted by admin on October 17th, 2012
BRISTOL, CT—Explaining that the premise was directly inspired by last night’s presidential debate, ESPN executive vice president John Walsh told reporters Wednesday about his brand-new idea for a live TV show in which a black man and a white m… Tweet This Post
