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ETNA, PA—Moments after watching him finish his fifth alcoholic beverage at the Crow’s Nest Bar and Grill Thursday night, sources reported local man Chris Serna, 32, had completed the task of getting drunk with a high degree of efficiency and s… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Community Mourns Death Of Beloved Drunk Driver
Posted by admin on February 28th, 2013
JUNCTION, TX—A senseless tragedy has left this small, close-knit community in the hill country of Texas reeling as they struggle to absorb the devastating news that beloved local drunk driver Chris Dehaene, 41, died in a head-on highway collision Tu… Tweet This Post
Abbreviated Pundit Round-up: drunk and violent edition
Posted by admin on February 24th, 2013
The New York Times goes past demonizing kids with autism to look at the broader causes of gun violence. Tweet This Post
Scott Brown denies drunk tweeting. About that excuse? Bqhatevwr.
Posted by admin on February 20th, 2013
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No Comments »Brown Insists He Wasn’t Drunk Tweeting
Posted by admin on February 19th, 2013
Former Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) insisted to Fox 25 Boston that he wasn’t drunk when he tweeted a series of late night messages last month. Tweet This Post
Crapo Sentenced for Drunk Driving
Posted by admin on January 4th, 2013
Sen. Michael Crapo (R-ID) pleaded guilty to drunk driving following his arrest last month and issued a sweeping apology after a judge accepted his plea, the Washington Post reports. Tweet This Post
Idaho Republican Sen. Mike Crapo arrested for drunk driving
Posted by admin on December 24th, 2012
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Posted in Breaking News Tags: Arrested, Crapo, Driving, Drunk, Idaho, Mike, Republican, Sen. No Comments »Idaho Republican senator charged with drunk driving
Posted by admin on December 24th, 2012
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Republican U.S. Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho was arrested early on Sunday in a Washington suburb and charged with driving under the influence, police said. An officer stopped Crapo in Alexandria, Virginia, after spotting a vehicle running a red traffic signal, city police said in a statement. The senior senator from Idaho [...]
Senator Arrested for Drunk Driving
Posted by admin on December 24th, 2012
Sen. Michael Crapo (R-ID) was arrested in Virginia early Sunday morning and charged with driving under the influence, CBS News reports. Tweet This Post
Top GOP official said Romney would win Michigan because Detroiters were too lazy and drunk to vote
Posted by admin on December 18th, 2012
I guess it’s not so surprising that a guy who was once the chairman of the Michigan Republican Party and is now the chairman of the Republican National Committee’s finance committee would tell a tea party group that Mitt Romney was going to win Michigan. But what is surprising—or at least what should be surprising—is [...]
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