WAUKEGAN, IL—Without any concern for what his self-destructive habits are doing to him and to his relationship with the Lord, future born-again Christian Travis Sutton is currently drinking, doing drugs, and thinking everything is just one big joke,… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke
American Voices: 2,800 Pig Carcasses Found In Chinese Drinking Water
Over 2,800 pig carcasses of unknown origin were found clogging Shanghai’s Huangpu River, the main drinking water source for the city, sparking widespread fears of contamination. The Onion Tweet This Post
American Voices: Coroner: Woman Died From Drinking Too Much Coke
A coroner in New Zealand has ruled that a 30-year-old woman’s death by cardiac arrest in 2010 was caused by her daily consumption of at least 10 liters of Coke, a claim that The Coca-Cola Company has strongly denied. Tweet This Post
Mothers Of NFL Players Concerned About Binge Drinking At Bottom Of Pile
CHICAGO—A coalition of concerned NFL mothers held a press conference Friday, expressing their fears about the growing risk of binge drinking that occurs beneath the pile of players attempting to gain control of the loose ball. Tweet This Post
Cactus Scientists Recommend Drinking 8 Cups Of Water Per Year
WASHINGTON—A consortium of the nation’s leading cactus doctors issued a new set of guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans drink at least 8 cups of water per year to maintain proper hydration. Tweet This Post
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American Voices: Teen Drinking And Driving Down Sharply
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, teen drinking and driving rates have decreased by more than half over the past 20 years, with 10.3 percent admitting to doing so in 2011, as compared with 22.3 percent in 1991. Tweet This Post
Study: Military drinking ‘culture’ now a ‘crisis’
A new study says substance abuse among troops has become a “public health crisis” and Pentagon methods for dealing with it are outdated. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Republican Congressman Scolded After Drinking and Nudity in Israel
A group of House Republicans visiting Israel as part of an official Congressional delegation last summer enjoyed a late night of drinking at the Sea of Galilee that included swimming and, in the case of one member, a little skinny dipping in the place where… Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
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