Posts Tagged ‘Done’

Rubio: ‘I’m done’ if immigration bill includes gay couple amendment

Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio, a co-author and key proponent of the Senate immigration bill, said he will revoke his support if an amendment is added that allows gay unauthorized immigrants to claim foreign same-sex partners as family. “If this bill has something in it that gives gay couples immigration rights and so forth, it [...]

New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up

WASHINGTON—According to a groundbreaking new study published Monday in the Journal Of The American Medical Association, it is impossible to lose weight, no one has ever lost a single pound of fat through diet or exercise, and those attempting… The Onion Tweet This Post

IRS official Lois Lerner: ‘I have not done anything wrong’

Lois Lerner, the Internal Revenue Service official in charge of approving applications for tax-exempt status, denied wrongdoing in response to accusations that the IRS targeted conservative organizations seeking non-profit status for heavier scrutiny between 2010 and 2012. “‘I have not done anything wrong,” Lerner told the House Oversight Committee during a hearing about the IRS’ [...]

Most Say Obama Can’t Get Things Done

A new Pew Research poll finds that just 49% of the public says President Obama is “able to get things done,” down from 57% in January and closer to his levels of confidence in 2012. But the vast majority of Americans, 67%, believe Obama is fighting hard for his policies, a quality that has been [...]

Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This

BOSTON—In the aftermath of yesterday’s bombings at the Boston Marathon, which left three dead and over 100 wounded, authorities announced this morning that, sadly, there are actually numerous people who could have carried out the attack. … The Onion Tweet This Post

Has Obama Done Enough for Black Americans?

Bernard Anderson, a pathbreaking African-American economist, understands the importance of rhetoric. He was up front at the Lincoln Memorial when Martin Luther King Jr. gave his historic “I Have a Dream” speech in 1963. And he was in the audience on the Howard University campus in 1965 to hear President Johnson deliver a grim view [...]

Not A Done Deal

By MICHAEL FALCONE (@michaelpfalcone)   NOTABLES  HURDLE JUMPING:  Sen. Chuck Schumer said yesterday that while there is not a final deal on immigration legislation just yet, the bi-partisan “Gang of Eight” senators working on immigration reform has reached a “substantive agreement” on the major components… Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Denny Hamlin’s Spine Bone Done Busted

FONTANA, CA—Following a collision on the final lap at the Auto Club 400 last weekend, NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin has done busted his ol’ spine bone, racing team medical staff confirmed Wednesday. The Onion Tweet This Post