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WASHINGTON—Saying that none of the facts quite add up, first daughter Sasha Obama, 11, reported being “highly suspicious” today after poking around the details of the 2012 Benghazi attack. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Sasha Obama Suspicious After Doing A Little Digging Around On Benghazi
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2013
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No Comments »Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This
Posted by admin on May 9th, 2013
WHIPPANY, NJ—Local mentally ill man Michael Redding, 26, announced his intention Thursday to display one or two further instances of troubling behavior before finally going ahead and carrying out what he has planned. The Onion Tweet This Post
The NRA thanks Ayotte for doing its bidding … because she sure wasn’t listening to the voters
Posted by admin on April 29th, 2013
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Doing Nothing in Syria Is Riskier Than Getting Involved
Posted by admin on April 26th, 2013
Should the United States and its allies become directly involved in Syria’s civil war, historians may well look back at Thursday’s announcement that the regime of strongman Bashar al-Assad has used chemical weapons against his own people as an important inflection point. In truth, the Obama administration has already been quietly increasing its assistance to [...]
Romney Drops By To See How Down-And-Out Family He Met On Campaign Trail Doing
Posted by admin on April 24th, 2013
CANTON, OH—According to reports, former presidential candidate Mitt Romney stopped by Wednesday morning to check up on Allen and Brenda Spearing, a financially strapped mother and father of three with whom he met briefly and had his photo taken whil… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Campaign, Doing, DownAndOut, Drops, Family, Romney, Trail No Comments »BREAKING: We Might Be Doing A Bad Job
Posted by admin on April 19th, 2013
WATERTOWN, MA—Citing the fact that we have done five breaking news updates in the last 30 minutes and have added no new information to the story, numerous sources are now confirming that we might be doing a bad job covering the manhunt for Boston Ma… The Onion Tweet This Post
BREAKING: Do You Think We’re Doing A Good Job?
Posted by admin on April 19th, 2013
WATERTOWN, MA—Following earlier updates on the manhunt for Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokar A. The Onion Tweet This Post
Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke
Posted by admin on April 9th, 2013
WAUKEGAN, IL—Without any concern for what his self-destructive habits are doing to him and to his relationship with the Lord, future born-again Christian Travis Sutton is currently drinking, doing drugs, and thinking everything is just one big joke,… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Christian, Doing, drinking, Drugs, future, It's, joke, Thinking No Comments »
