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[video] Scientists Discover 90 Percent Of Earth’s Atmosphere Made From Thoughts, Prayers
Posted by admin on May 3rd, 2013
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Tags: Atmosphere, Discover, earths, From, made, percent, Prayers, Scientists, thoughts, video 
No Comments »[audio] Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole God Damn Bag Of Chips
Posted by admin on March 13th, 2013
Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole God Damn Bag Of Chips The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: audio, Chips, Damn, Discover, gene, makes, Scientists, Whole No Comments »NFL Researchers Discover New Playoff Scenario In Which Steelers, Bengals Share AFC’s 6th Seed
Posted by admin on November 30th, 2012
NEW YORK—After working through thousands of tiebreaker hypotheticals, scientists in the NFL’s research division reported Thursday that they had discovered a previously unknown playoff configuration in which the Cincinnati Bengals and Pittsburg… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: AFC’s, Bengals, Discover, Playoff, Researchers, Scenario, seed, share, Steelers No Comments »Botanists Discover Trees Are All Slowly Trying To Strangle Each Other
Posted by admin on September 22nd, 2012
Botanists Discover Trees Are All Slowly Trying To Strangle Each Other Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Botanists, Discover, Each, Slowly, Strangle, trees, trying No Comments »EAGLE, CO—Gil Nachez, 26, was relieved to discover he wasn’t the first person to type “What does it mean when you pee a lot?” into Google.
Posted by admin on September 16th, 2012
EAGLE, CO—Gil Nachez, 26, was relieved to discover he wasn’t the first person to type "What does it mean when you pee a lot?" into Google. Tweet This Post
Physicists Discover Our Universe Is Fictional Setting Of Cop Show Called ‘Hard Case’
Posted by admin on June 6th, 2012
PALO ALTO, CA—A report released Tuesday by physicists at Stanford University has revealed that the entire known universe—including the whole of human civilization and the totality of all existing matter and energy—is actually the fiction… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: called, case, Discover, Fictional, Hard, Physicists, Setting, Show, Universe No Comments »Mohamed Sanu Very Disappointed To Discover Second Call From Bengals Not A Prank
Posted by admin on May 5th, 2012
CINCINNATI—New Bengals wide receiver Mohamed Sanu told reporters last week he had been "desperately relieved" to find out a phone call notifying him that Cincinnati had drafted him was a prank, but was later dejected when actual team repre… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Bengals, call, Disappointed, Discover, From, Mohamed, Prank, Sanu, second, Very No Comments »[audio] Scientists Discover 6,000-Year-Old Stain
Posted by admin on May 4th, 2012
Scientists Discover 6,000-Year-Old Stain Tweet This Post
[audio] Scientists Discover Delicious New Species
Posted by admin on April 12th, 2012
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Congressman Hurt To Discover Lobbyist Not Really His Friend
Posted by admin on February 4th, 2012
WASHINGTON—According to Capitol Hill sources, Rep. Bobby Schilling (R-IL) came to the painful realization this week that agribusiness lobbyist Stephen Fischer, who had been kind and generous toward him for months and had often met up with him for dr… Tweet This Post
