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NEW YORK—After noticing a fellow passenger reading his critically acclaimed 2001 novel The Corrections on an uptown-bound 1 train, sources reported author Jonathan Franzen excitedly rushed over to the reader to shake his hand and introduce himself. Tweet This Post
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Jonathan Franzen Rushes Over To Guy On Subway Reading ‘The Corrections’ To Introduce Himself
Posted by admin on February 1st, 2013
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No Comments »Corrections: Scratch And Do Not Sniff
Posted by admin on December 15th, 2012
Friday’s issue was scratchable but not sniffable. The Onion regrets the error. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Dream Kitchens
Posted by admin on December 12th, 2012
Last Sunday, this paper ran a story about dream kitchens. It should have been about the cyclical nature of the homelessness problem in America. The Onion regrets the error. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Wrong Wrong Wrong
Posted by admin on December 1st, 2012
As it turns out, a good 75 percent of the answers we printed to the Regents Integrated Algebra exam were incorrect. The Onion regrets the error. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Anonymous Source
Posted by admin on November 28th, 2012
Now that he’s dead, The Onion would like it to be known that every anonymous source ever quoted in this paper was this one guy, Steve Browne of Del Rio, TX. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Septapus
Posted by admin on November 17th, 2012
The Onion got all excited last week after we thought we discovered a septapus, but it turns out it was just a regular dumb octopus hiding one of its stupid tentacles. The Onion regrets the error. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Murder Suicide
Posted by admin on November 14th, 2012
In Wednesday’s article about the double shooting on Oakwood Avenue, the order of the crimes was accidentally reversed. It was murder, then suicide. The Onion regrets the error. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Six-Pack
Posted by admin on November 3rd, 2012
In Tuesday’s issue, <i>The Onion</i> referred to a six-pack of soda as “half-a-duz metal fizz barrels roped together with plastic string.” <i>The Onion</i> regrets the error. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Puzzle
Posted by admin on October 31st, 2012
The misspelling of the word “hibiscus” in last Sunday’s Home & Garden section was not a mistake, but rather part of a sprawling logic puzzle that has been running in our newspaper for 30 weeks. The Onion will not apologize for challenging readers’ mental dexterity. Tweet This Post
Corrections: Deal
Posted by admin on October 20th, 2012
Wednesday’s issue contained 14 factual errors. Deal with it. Tweet This Post
