RSS Feed
Twitter
Is he a hero—the most important whistle-blower in U.S. history, as Pentagon Papers leaker Daniel Ellsberg called him? Or is Edward Snowden a flat-out traitor and a very deluded young man? The 29-year-old contractor at the center of the biggest national security scandal in years is eloquent and impressively intelligent, having risen from high school [...]
Posts Tagged ‘‘completely’
Report: World’s Lone Non-Telepathic Individual Still Completely Unaware
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2013
NEW YORK—According to a report released Tuesday by the Brookings Institution, the lone non-telepathic individual living in the world today is still completely unaware that every other human being has the ability to mentally receive and channel thoug… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News 
Tags: 'completely, individual, Lone, NonTelepathic, Report, Still, Unaware, World's 
No Comments »It’s completely true that PolitiFact is full of crap on anti-gay discrimination
Posted by admin on May 7th, 2013
Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, AntiGay, Crap, discrimination, Full, It's, Politifact, true No Comments »Two Completely Different Ways to Deal With the Upward-Mobility Crisis
Posted by admin on April 26th, 2013
The upheavals in the American economy over the past decade (and beyond) have challenged workers, business owners, and government officials. Even economists have struggled to reach consensus about the causes, much less the cures, of the difficulties facing American families. These debates continue unabated. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, Crisis, Deal, Different, UpwardMobility, Ways No Comments »Michael Jordan Celebrates 50th Birthday With Last People He Hasn’t Completely Alienated Yet
Posted by admin on February 17th, 2013
HOUSTON—In a small gathering of acquaintances, former Chicago Bulls guard Michael Jordan reportedly celebrated his 50th birthday Sunday with the last five people on the planet whom the six-time NBA champion hasn’t totally alienated yet. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, 50th, Alienated, birthday, celebrates, hasn't, Jordan, last, Michael, People No Comments »AIG: Maybe we won’t completely destroy our reputation, after all
Posted by admin on January 9th, 2013
Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, after all, destroy, Maybe, Reputation, won't No Comments »Virginia Republicans pushing completely gratuitous anti-union law
Posted by admin on December 16th, 2012
Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, antiunion, gratuitous, pushing, Republicans, Virginia No Comments »Why Medicare and Medicaid cuts need to be off the table completely in fiscal talks
Posted by admin on December 5th, 2012
Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, cuts, fiscal talks, Medicaid, Medicare, need, table No Comments »Polling Booth Completely Disgusting By Time Last Voters Get There
Posted by admin on November 6th, 2012
WILMINGTON, DE—Noting the sticky floors, pervasive smell of fecal matter, and greasy residue on the electronic equipment, voters arriving late in the day to cast their ballots at the Woodlawn Library polling station reported that the voting booth wa… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, Booth, Disgusting, last, polling, There, time, voters No Comments »Enthusiasm Of 18-Year-Old First-Time Voter Completely Unbearable
Posted by admin on November 6th, 2012
SAN BERNARDINO, CA—According to sources close to high school senior Jeffrey Safran, the 18-year-old’s limitless enthusiasm for casting his first-ever vote has become completely insufferable to everyone around him. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 'completely, 18YearOld, Enthusiasm, Firsttime, Unbearable, voter No Comments »
