Posts Tagged ‘Carson’

Ben Carson Apologizes For Comment on Homosexuality

Dr. Ben Carson, a neurosurgeon and recent star of the conservative movement, has apologized for comments on homosexuality that had Johns Hopkins students clamoring for his ouster as their commencement speaker. “Although I do believe marriage is between a man and a woman, there are… Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Raiders Confident Some Dipshit Team Will Be Stupid Enough To Trade For Carson Palmer

OAKLAND, CA—Claiming that there are plenty of dumb-as-fuck NFL franchises, Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie reportedly expressed confidence Wednesday that some dipshit team would be idiotic enough to trade for quarterback Carson Palmer. The Onion Tweet This Post

New conservative hero Ben Carson screws things up

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Unsung Heroes: Mark Carson

Mark Carson has made it his duty to immediately inform friends and family of any celebrity deaths, no matter what the deceased’s level of fame. Tweet This Post

[video] Johnny Carson Hosts Final ‘Tonight Show’ With Special Guests Saddam Hussein And KKK Grand Wizard Virgil Lee Griffin

The Onion reflects on the Johnny Carson’s final Tonight Show with special guest Saddam Hussein, the opening of the Brooklyn Bridge which revolutionized suicide in the hellhole of New York City, and the day Christopher Reeve came in last place in a h… Tweet This Post

[video] Johnny Carson Hosts Final ‘Tonight Show’ With Special Guests Saddam Hussein And KKK Grand Wizard Virgil Lee Griffin

The Onion reflects on the Johnny Carson’s final Tonight Show with special guest Saddam Hussein, the opening of the Brooklyn Bridge which revolutionized suicide in the hellhole of New York City, and the day Christopher Reeve came in last place in a h… Tweet This Post

Dems recruiting former Giant Carson for House bid

House Democrats are envisioning another Giants victory — not by the professional football team, but by Hall of Fame linebacker Harry Carson in a congressional run. Tweet This Post

OK-02: Dan Boren to retire; Brad Carson to run

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