Posts Tagged ‘Bring’

‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again

VISTA, CA—Following the devastating tornado in Oklahoma this week that killed dozens of residents and displaced many more, U.S. The Onion Tweet This Post

Everyone Forgets To Bring Swimsuits To Coworker’s Party

ARLINGTON, TX—While gathered for a party at a coworker’s backyard pool Saturday, out-of-shape colleagues at Shuster, Layne & Associates were struck by the coincidence that they had somehow each forgotten to bring bathing apparel to the fes… The Onion Tweet This Post

Boston Blasts Bring a Chill to Washington

Tax day in Washington turned into a tension-filled reminder that there are far worse problems to deal with than the federal budget, immigration reform, or even gun control, as bombings at the Boston Marathon brought the horrors of terrorism front and center into the national consciousness. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Democrats bring gun control bill to Senate floor

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrats have brought gun control legislation to the Senate floor amid a threat from conservative Republican senators to use delaying tactics to prevent formal debate from even beginning. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Sandy Hook families bring emotion to gun debate

WASHINGTON (AP) — Bringing their emotional advocacy to the national gun debate, families of those killed in the Connecticut school shooting are appearing with President Barack Obama and walking the halls of Congress to plead for stricter regulations. Tweet This Post

Unstable Man Plots To Bring Guns To Schools

FAIRFAX, VA—According to sources, local man Wayne LaPierre, an individual with a long history of unstable and dangerous behavior, revealed a detailed plot this week to bring semiautomatic weapons into schools. The Onion Tweet This Post

National Security Insiders: Obama Can’t Bring Israelis and Palestinians to Negotiating Table

President Obama is headed to the Holy Land this week, but 72 percent of National Journal’s National Security Insiders are not optimistic he can bring Israelis and Palestinians to the negotiating table anytime soon. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Approving the Keystone Pipeline Won’t Bring Obama Bipartisan Goodwill

If President Obama wants to approve the Keystone XL pipeline as a way of extending an olive branch to congressional Republicans, they are likely to see it as one riddled with thorns. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post

Syrian army, rebel clashes bring conflict to Iraq doorstep

RABIA, Iraq (Reuters) – Clashes between the Syrian army and rebels at a border post brought the civil war close to neighboring Iraq, where troops fired warning shots into the air, residents, officials and a Reuters reporter said. Insurgents seized control of half of the northeastern Syrian town of Yaarabiya, including a border post with [...]