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PENSACOLA, FL—After Monday’s deadly explosions at the Boston Marathon cast a pall over Conner Mason’s 7th birthday celebration, the Mason family reportedly realized that each of their birthdays were now tainted by a national tragedy. The Onion Tweet This Post
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Michael Jordan Celebrates 50th Birthday With Last People He Hasn’t Completely Alienated Yet
Posted by admin on February 17th, 2013
HOUSTON—In a small gathering of acquaintances, former Chicago Bulls guard Michael Jordan reportedly celebrated his 50th birthday Sunday with the last five people on the planet whom the six-time NBA champion hasn’t totally alienated yet. Tweet This Post
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No Comments »Opinion: Would A Man Who Doesn’t Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday? (by Mitt Romney)
Posted by admin on December 27th, 2012
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Stalin’s birthday marked in Russia and beyond
Posted by admin on December 21st, 2012
TBILISI, Georgia (AP) — People across the vast territory where Josef Stalin once imposed his terror have marked the 133rd anniversary of the dictator's birth, some in hatred but others in reverence. Tweet This Post
Who wants to wish John Boehner a happy birthday?
Posted by admin on November 18th, 2012
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Birthday Card Discreetly Passed Around Office Like Some Sort Of Covert CIA Operation
Posted by admin on October 25th, 2012
HARTFORD, CT—Moving swiftly and discreetly like CIA field agents on some kind of black-ops mission to infiltrate a terrorist cell in a hostile country, coworkers of soon-to-be 29-year-old Catherine Greyson clandestinely passed a birthday card around… Tweet This Post
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Posted by admin on October 17th, 2012
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Skipping Out On Friend’s Birthday Party At Last Minute Closest Woman Will Ever Come To Feeling Rush Of Heroin
Posted by admin on September 17th, 2012
CINCINNATI—Still reeling from the visceral thrill of canceling a party appearance 34 minutes before its scheduled start time, Pam Watford confirmed Saturday the breach of decorum constituted the closest she will ever come to feeling the instant, eup… Tweet This Post
Skipping Out On Friend’s Birthday Party At Last Minute Closest Woman Will Ever Come To Feeling Rush Of Heroin
Posted by admin on September 17th, 2012
CINCINNATI—Still reeling from the visceral thrill of canceling a party appearance 34 minutes before its scheduled start time, Pam Watford confirmed Saturday the breach of decorum constituted the closest she will ever come to feeling the instant, eup… Tweet This Post
Obama kicks off 51st birthday on the golf course
Posted by admin on August 4th, 2012
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President Barack Obama celebrated his 51st birthday on Saturday with a round of golf, then was to head to the Camp David presidential retreat for a quiet evening away from the campaign trail. Obama, an avid golfer, played at Andrews Air Force Base. The White House did not release details of the [...]
