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LAS VEGAS—Doctors at Valley Hospital Medical Center are reporting that pop sensation Justin Bieber is in critical but stable condition today after being admitted to the facility’s intensive care unit Sunday night with severe booing-related tra… The Onion Tweet This Post
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Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed
Posted by admin on May 20th, 2013
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No Comments »25-Year-Old Woman’s Biggest Dream Still Being Popular High School Student
Posted by admin on May 15th, 2013
BRISTOL, CT—Approaching the second half of her twenties with a college degree, a full-time job, and a wide circle of friends, local woman Amanda Lasky’s main goal in life still remains being a popular high school student, sources close to th… The Onion Tweet This Post
Opinion: I’d Say My Least Favorite Part About Being A Restroom Attendant Is Spending 8 Hours A Day In A Room Where People Defecate (by Benjamin Canfield)
Posted by admin on May 14th, 2013
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IRS watchdog: Senior IRS officials knew in 2011 tea parties’ tax-exempt status being targeted
Posted by admin on May 11th, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — IRS watchdog: Senior IRS officials knew in 2011 tea parties’ tax-exempt status being targeted. Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
Ex-Rep. Joe Walsh being considered for Illinois GOP Chair?
Posted by admin on May 11th, 2013
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Infographic: The Onion’s Tips On How To Prevent Your Major Media Site From Being Hacked
Posted by admin on May 6th, 2013
Well, firing your IT person is certainly not a bad place to start. Create safe passwords by only using the trustworthy letters and numbers. Reduce interest in your website by cutting down on stories about very popular subjects, such as Syria. Move site t… The Onion Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: being, From, Hacked, Infographic, Major, media, Onion's, Prevent, site, Tips No Comments »Biden: Abused women fear being raped by the system
Posted by admin on May 2nd, 2013
WASHINGTON (AP) — Vice President Joe Biden says many women who are raped or physically abused don’t report it because they don’t want, in his words, “to get raped again by the system.” Politics News Headlines – Yahoo! News Tweet This Post
‘Help Has To Be On The Way Now,’ Thinks Syrian Man Currently Being Gassed
Posted by admin on April 30th, 2013
HOMS, SYRIA—As Syrian military aircraft rained chlorine gas on his community Tuesday, local man Amir Najjar, 36, reportedly assured himself that military and humanitarian aid from foreign governments must certainly be racing toward the country at th… The Onion Tweet This Post
American Voices: 3 Men Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being ‘Too Sexy’
Posted by admin on April 26th, 2013
Authorities reportedly removed three men from a festival in Saudi Arabia and sent them back to their native United Arab Emirates for being “too handsome,” one of whom posted a number of photos of himself on Facebook that show him wearing eyeli… The Onion Tweet This Post
This Time, Republicans Accuse a Democrat of Being Too Strict on Immigration
Posted by admin on April 25th, 2013
What has the world come to when Republicans are accusing Democrats of being too strict on immigration? Plenty has been written about how Republicans are having a tough time figuring out exactly where they stand on the issue. But to see just how strange things have gotten, take a look at what’s happening in the [...]
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