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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) “defended his starring role in publicly funded tourism ads that Democrats say gives him an unfair advantage in the race for governor,” the Newark Star Ledger reports. Tweet This Post
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29-Year-Old Has Been Going To Different Friend’s Wedding Every Weekend For Past 3 Years
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2013
STAMFORD, CT—Speaking with reporters Friday after picking up his suit from the dry cleaners, 29-year-old Jeremy Wallace confirmed that he has spent every weekend for the past three years attending a different friend’s wedding. The Onion Tweet This Post
29-Year-Old Has Been Going To Different Friend’s Wedding Every Weekend For Past 3 Years
Posted by admin on May 10th, 2013
STAMFORD, CT—Speaking with reporters Friday after picking up his suit from the dry cleaners, 29-year-old Jeremy Wallace confirmed that he has spent every weekend for the past three years attending a different friend’s wedding. The Onion Tweet This Post
Dick Cheney: We would have been ready for Benghazi because ‘we were always ready on 9/11′
Posted by admin on May 8th, 2013
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Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn’t Been This Gross In Years
Posted by admin on May 2nd, 2013
GOLDEN, CO—Visibly beaming with pride, Boston Market CEO George Michel told reporters Thursday that the food at his restaurant chain “has rarely, if ever, been more disgusting.” “From macaroni covered in congealed, room-temperature… The Onion Tweet This Post
Divorce Has Been Pretty Rough On Screen Door
Posted by admin on April 26th, 2013
WATERVILLE, ME—The ongoing divorce of Julia Blanchard and Russell Ochoa has been pretty rough on the screen door that leads from their house to the back porch, sources confirmed Friday. The Onion Tweet This Post
Opinion: I’ve Been Having Some Pretty Fucked-Up Bread Thoughts Lately (by A Duck)
Posted by admin on April 24th, 2013
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How Tamerlan Tsarnaev Might Have Been Stopped
Posted by admin on April 22nd, 2013
Perhaps the biggest “what if” question to be asked after the Boston bombings is this: Was there some way that U.S. authorities might have been able to notice and then stop or dissuade Tamerlan Tsarnaev as he began his descent into radical terrorism, ultimately bringing his younger brother Dzhokhar along with him? Politics News Headlines [...]
American Voices: Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Had Been ‘Belieber’
Posted by admin on April 16th, 2013
While visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, pop star Justin Bieber wrote in the museum’s guestbook that the famous diarist and Holocaust victim was a “great girl” and that he hoped “she would have been a Belieber,” usin… The Onion Tweet This Post
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No Comments »Report: Still Hasn’t Been Long Enough To Open Restaurant Called Bin Laden’s
Posted by admin on April 12th, 2013
WASHINGTON—According to a report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, though more than a decade has passed since the events of 9/11, it has still not been nearly long enough to open a restaurant called Bin Laden’s. The Onion Tweet This Post
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