RSS Feed
Twitter
MIAMI—The sports world was shocked today as Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace outed himself as a stupid asshole, sources close to the professional football player confirmed. The Onion Tweet This Post
Posts Tagged ‘Asshole’
Asshole From Plane Greeted At Baggage Claim By Whole Family
Posted by admin on January 2nd, 2013
ATLANTA—Following their arrival at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport Friday, passengers from flight 3852 confirmed that the loud, obnoxious prick who had been seated in row 12 was warmly greeted and embraced by his whole family at the termi… Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News 
Tags: Asshole, baggage, Claim, Family, From, Greeted, Plane, Whole 
No Comments »26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
Posted by admin on November 21st, 2012
NEW YORK—Although Jordan McCabe intends to stay at home, he will inevitably grow antsy, drive to a nearby pub and bump into at least five insufferable pricks. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: 26YearOld, Asshole, Before, Ever, Every, high, night, School, Thanksgiving, went No Comments »Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
Posted by admin on May 21st, 2012
Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Asshole, blamed, Bryant, Gasol, Kobe, like, Making, sound No Comments »Man Who Plays Devil’s Advocate Really Just Wants To Be Asshole
Posted by admin on April 6th, 2012
COLUMBUS, MO—Though area graphic designer Derek Sills says he plays devil’s advocate to help his friends better understand opinions… Tweet This Post
Man Who Plays Devil’s Advocate Really Just Wants To Be Asshole
Posted by admin on April 6th, 2012
COLUMBUS, MO—Though area graphic designer Derek Sills says he plays devil’s advocate to help his friends better understand opinions… Tweet This Post
Man Who Plays Devil’s Advocate Really Just Wants To Be Asshole
Posted by admin on April 6th, 2012
COLUMBUS, MO—Though area graphic designer Derek Sills says he plays devil’s advocate to help his friends better understand opinions… Tweet This Post
[video] Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball
Posted by admin on February 16th, 2012
After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the Mariners. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Asshole, Basketball, Jeremy, Knicks, KnicksStyle, plays, Selfish, trade, video No Comments »TV Listings: Feel Superior Now, Asshole?
Posted by admin on January 21st, 2012
TLC 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST A bride can’t fit into her dream dress and an aspiring chef botches his first assignment. But you would like that, wouldn’t you? Tweet This Post
Management Determined To Find Out Who In Company Leaked Information That CEO Is Asshole
Posted by admin on October 19th, 2011
NEW YORK—Employees at software maker Rosgrove Inc. report they were harshly reprimanded Wednesday morning when executives demanded to know who leaked proprietary information confirming CEO Dan Murray is an asshole. Tweet This Post
Posted in Breaking News Tags: Asshole, Company, Determined, Find, Information, Leaked, management No Comments »
